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Couple Arrested For Shacking Up At Home Depot
The Smoking Gun ^
| 8/29/2013
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Posted on 08/29/2013 5:55:43 PM PDT by KosmicKitty
AUGUST 29--A South Carolina couple was arrested yesterday for having sex inside a display shed at a Home Depot, police report.
Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bowden, 31, were nabbed after cops were called to the store in North Charleston around 8:40 AM.
Officers were dispatched to the business in reference to an male and female entering a display shed on the property, closing the door behind themselves and remaining inside, according to a North Charleston Police Department report.
An inspection of the outdoor sheds turned up Craig and Bowden. Craig, cops noted, was partially clothed; the top of her dress was untied, hanging at her waist. Bowden was shirtless and had his pants down near his knees; his penis was exposed.
During subsequent questioning of the duo, it became apparent that they were engaged in sexual intercourse within the shed.
Craig and Bowden, seen in the above mug shots, were each arrested for disorderly conduct. Bowden was also hit with an indecent exposure count for having his genitals within public view". Additionally, Craig was charged with providing false information for initially giving officers an incorrect name.
The duo was booked into the county jail, where bond has yet to be set. Craig and Bowden are scheduled for a September 19 court appearance
TOPICS: Gardening; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: idiots; napl
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To: KosmicKitty
“Welcome to Home Depot. I love you.”
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posted on
08/29/2013 7:37:57 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Don't blame me for McCain.)
To: Jeff Chandler
Additionally, Craig was charged with providing false information for initially giving officers an incorrect name. Carlos Danger perhaps?
To: al baby
Clean up on aisle 4...
If you can rent the truck for $50 an hour, how much is the shed?
63
posted on
08/29/2013 7:49:57 PM PDT
by
eldoradude
(Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
To: Nooseman
The ole ShednSpread maneuver. So that's where Shedd's Spread margarine comes from!
64
posted on
08/29/2013 7:51:39 PM PDT
by
eldoradude
(Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
To: Kirkwood
It all started when she asked about getting a screw.”
It would appear you’ve seen the email that’s going around about why you don’t send a woman to a hardware store. Pretty funny.
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posted on
08/29/2013 7:55:41 PM PDT
by
Grams A
(The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
To: KosmicKitty
Someone wrote in the comment section: “They found a ho and a spade in the shed”. LOL!!!
66
posted on
08/29/2013 8:04:06 PM PDT
by
FrdmLvr
To: Cyber Liberty
Her mama must be so proud...
67
posted on
08/29/2013 8:04:08 PM PDT
by
Slump Tester
(What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: KosmicKitty
68
posted on
08/29/2013 8:34:50 PM PDT
by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
To: Grams A
No haven’t seen it. People have been using that joke since the invention of the screw.
69
posted on
08/29/2013 8:42:29 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: dayglored; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Home Depot: Your place for major erections.
70
posted on
08/29/2013 8:49:59 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
If anybody needs me, I’ll be in the tool or hardware department.
71
posted on
08/29/2013 8:51:03 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Can't sleep...the clowns will eat me.)
To: Salamander
Don’t forget the batteries.
72
posted on
08/29/2013 8:52:58 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: a fool in paradise; JoeProBono
74
posted on
08/29/2013 8:57:06 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
75
posted on
08/29/2013 9:07:18 PM PDT
by
Morgana
(Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: KosmicKitty
That’s disgusting!
Next thing you know there’ll be someone doing this sex stuff in the Oval Office.
Oh!
Never mind
76
posted on
08/29/2013 9:17:53 PM PDT
by
oldbill
To: Two Kids' Dad; Aria
To: bicyclerepair
She oughta go lighter on the tweezing. Not much eyebrows left there. It's not from tweezers, she was shedding.
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posted on
08/29/2013 9:32:49 PM PDT
by
whodathunkit
(DOJ + NSA + IRS = DNI)
To: Slings and Arrows
Blame Martha Stewart. If she didn't make them look so home-like and inviting...
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posted on
08/29/2013 9:44:19 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Life's short- paddle hard!)
To: Slings and Arrows
If I ever need to visit that department, my life is over.
:D
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posted on
08/29/2013 10:10:16 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Can't sleep...the clowns will eat me.)
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