Posted on 08/10/2013 7:09:58 PM PDT by Rebelbase
PENSACOLA, Fl. -
Desperate times call for desperate measures, but a woman begging on the side of the road in Pensacola is not homeless.
She just wants help -- to enlarge a certain part of her body. Christina Andrews took to an intersection with a sign Thursday.
Andrews says she's never done anything like this before. It's a simple sign, with a simple message. "I just want bigger boobs, because I'm not happy with the ones that I have. And I figured this was a good way to do it. People put out signs that they're homeless. I'm not, haha, so I'm just being honest."
Andrews says she wasn't sure what kind of reaction she would get -- or if she'd actually collect any money. She did. And she says she also collected plenty of smiles and laughs as well.
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Probably not totally sane. If that is the biggest worry in her life, then she must be a very happy person.
I’ll have to tease my cousin who lives in P-Cola about this.
They showed her on the local news.
From what I saw she was average looking and had average looking breasts, that is just from seeing her fully clothed.
She needs to get boobs the old fashion way...
Find a boy friend with a job or start stripping...
My johnson is already too big...perhaps I can get funds for a reduction surgery?
So she needs a ride to Tallahassee? All the liberal boobs are there, in government.
Tina can help you handle that.
Oops, meant Christina.
So, if I give her what she wants will she give me what I want? Was she standing on a One Way Street? Just asking...
at least she’s honest which is different from these lazy leeches I see in front of our 7-11 stores in the city...
This probably makes me look really old-fashioned, but couldn’t she find a less pitiful way to seek attention?
With all due respect, she doesn’t need to increase her boobs. She needs to decrease her butt.
I think anyone who donates should have a right to:
1. Personally inspect the boobs to ensure the situation is as represented.
2. Likewise, inspect the result
Because she wants them. That is enough. Not having larger breasts limits her success at self actualization (as liberals would say it)
Maybe she needs to get a kettle and ring a bell like the Salvation Army.
LOL
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