[Pilsner]

If this becomes a big problem I plan for Pilsner Consulting Ltd. to begin offering advice to those with more money than sense on how to make their toilets immune from both hacking, and remote monitoring by the NSA.

[Gay State Conservative]

Thirty years ago,in East Africa,I came upon a toilet that looked very much like this.Degrading,difficult,embarrassing...but functional.No smartphone required.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

*sigh* First world problems...

[9YearLurker]

Bwahaha.

I wonder if any of the Patriots would dare, and have the know-how, to punk Tom Brady’s toilet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_4H-GmhTH0

[alancarp]

NOW we know what the Al Qaeda threat is all about. Totally explains the embassy closures.

[bigbob]

If I knew someone who had one, I would SO be doing this!

Meanwhile, a low-maintenance alternative:

[blueunicorn6]

“An attacker could”
What kind of sadistic SOB would turn on the bidet when you weren’t expecting it? Communists.

[libstripper]

Sadly, indeed tragically, white youts in the 9-13 age bracket learned how to hack even this contrivance in rural Illinois in the early 20th century. My late father, born in 1900, recounted such an incident. I seems a a boy he
knew at the time, who wasn’t too popular with his contemporaries, was taking his ease in such an accommodation when a couple of other urchins crept up behind while he as passing no.2., slid a paddle through a chink in the facility’s back, and squashed the no. 2 against the victim’s backside. I know, posting this at lunch time wasn’t in the best of taste.

[12chachacha]

Everybody be careful, I have one of these and had some issues. I was sitting on the toilet doing my business when I decided to activate the toilet app with my cell phone. I had toilet paper in one hand and my phone in the other. I went to put my password (My password is poopoo, how clever is that?) in my cell phone but wait a minute, this hand has the toilet paper. This could only mean one thing, the cell phone is in my ass. Yes, some ass has my cell phone. I put the phone in a zip lock bag and took it to the Apple store and told them, “I don’t know what happened, it just stopped working”. If you can believe it, I now have to operate the toilet manually until I get my phone back, How stupid is that, what am I a cave man or something?

[Rebelbase]

I don’t get these high tech toilets. Heated seat I understand. Does it do a wash like a bidet?

And blow dry your arse with a rose scented breeze?