[Lakeshark]

You forgot how the black helicopters came down in to the locker room and taped it all, blackmailing poor helpless Joe so the Big Ten refs could always call things against his team without being caught with the vast right wing conspiracy not knowing the meaning of "is".........or something.......:-)

[Darksheare]

And held JS hostage until he did as they told him to do.
And forced Curley & crew to purjor themselves, and twisted Graham Spanier’s arm to make stupid statements and policy to make PennState the “most homosexual friendly college EVER”.
Obviously it was all MIND CONTROL RAYS from the MOON.