And held JS hostage until he did as they told him to do.
And forced Curley & crew to purjor themselves, and twisted Graham Spanier’s arm to make stupid statements and policy to make PennState the “most homosexual friendly college EVER”.
Obviously it was all MIND CONTROL RAYS from the MOON.
You left out the part where Joe held the kids down - as they came through assembly line fashion - while js had his way with them. Get with the program.