I have been retained as an attorney for The Sardinian Boat Makers Union. We find your use of the phrase “made of common reeds” to be extremely pergutaive....perjordanative.......nasty. Our reeds are not “common”. They are hand cultivated in the finest swamps in Sardinia. We will drop our suit against you if you want to settle out of court. I think twenty seven bucks and a case of beer can buy us off...I mean provide the necessary recondense....er......recommense.......moola. Sincerely yours,
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