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To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; afnamvet; airborne; Allegra; Altariel; Baraonda; ...

HEY! WE’RE OVER HERE!!!!

Start your day with a laugh!

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. ... The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. .

The man replied, ‘Well your Honor, it was like this...when the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition.

She sat down under a sign that said, ‘The Double Mint Twins are coming’ and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ‘Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling,’ and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, ‘William’s Big Stick Did the Trick,’ and I could hardly contain myself.

But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, ‘Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!’ .... I just lost it!


657 posted on 08/06/2013 6:21:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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658 posted on 08/06/2013 6:23:11 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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LOL!


721 posted on 08/06/2013 7:46:23 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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Me likey.


808 posted on 08/06/2013 12:28:59 PM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Darksheare; ThomasThomas; NicknamedBob; null and void; TheOldLady; ...
Greetings from Canada world.

Tax-chick and Thomas, I hope you enjoyed your birthday parties!

1,399 posted on 08/08/2013 4:30:00 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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