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Ms. Redneck Alabama
al.com ^ | 28 July 2013 | Nathan T. Prewett | nprewett@al.com

Posted on 07/28/2013 10:26:03 AM PDT by Southern Partisan

Don't know I missed this event.

WOODSTOCK, Alabama -€“ Ms. Redneck Alabama was not your average kind of pageant.

Instead of dresses, contestants showed off cowboy boots and Daisy Dukes. Instead of singing "The Star-Spangled Banner," some of them sang "Country Girl (Shake It for Me)" by Luke Bryan or "Gunpowder and Lead" by Miranda Lambert.

More than 100 people turned out for the event Saturday at the Woodstock Festival Art Center. The event was the first of its kind to be held there, said Shelia Gunter, who helped organize it. The center normally hosts bands and other local artists.

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To: JoeProBono; a fool in paradise

1) I’d hit it often, lengthwise, and repeatedly.
2) I’d hit it like the fist of an angry god.
3) I’d hit it with furious action.
4) I’d hit it until we both died.
5) I’d hit it with extreme prejudice.
6) I’d hit it without pause and without regard for safety.
7) I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it.


21 posted on 07/28/2013 11:16:25 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Southern Partisan
I would have voted solely for the Gadsden belt buckle.


22 posted on 07/28/2013 11:16:52 AM PDT by Hoodat (BENGHAZI - 4 KILLED, 2 MIA)
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To: Arrowhead1952

23 posted on 07/28/2013 11:17:38 AM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Rats vs. GOPe = Same train, different speed.)
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To: Arrowhead1952
"...she saw an older lady with sagging arm skin that looked like carp."

Did you ever stop to think that maybe, just maybe, it WAS a carp? :-)

24 posted on 07/28/2013 11:17:40 AM PDT by meyer (What would John Hancock do?)
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To: cyclotic

Our daughter did get a belly button piercing, but seldom wears anything that shows it. She also has only one pierced hole in her ear lobes for one pair or earrings.


25 posted on 07/28/2013 11:18:32 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: cyclotic; Revolting cat!

I’ve never understood the nose stuff. A stud in the side of the nose? So it looks like a zit? Or am I supposed to notice your nose first because it has a shiny object in it?

And nose rings? Like cattle? Or is it keep someone from picking his/her nose?

I’ve seen both on otherwise attractive women and wonder if it is done to mar their looks and dissuade some of the attention they receive (however it then tends to lure more attention from similarly altered bad boy types).


26 posted on 07/28/2013 11:22:08 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: meyer; Arrowhead1952
That looks like carp to me.


27 posted on 07/28/2013 11:24:44 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Southern Partisan
REDNECK WOMAN
28 posted on 07/28/2013 11:38:45 AM PDT by Donald Rumsfeld Fan (The)
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To: Southern Partisan

Most of them gals look like they’re from . . . uuuh . . . “gentlemen’s clubs instead of from the farm


29 posted on 07/28/2013 11:38:45 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again,")
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To: Southern Partisan
Who was the leading candidate for mayor of New York City until just a few day ago?

ANTHONY WEINER.

No-one else should be embarrassed about anything after that....I mean anything!!

30 posted on 07/28/2013 11:40:13 AM PDT by blam
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To: Mmogamer

I like the short plump one.

you might wanna rethink that....the plump on is Jake............from State Farm


31 posted on 07/28/2013 11:40:31 AM PDT by advertising guy (Obama....."..Dick Durbin was unable to attend...We love dick ".........We know Barry)
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To: Donald Rumsfeld Fan

I Like My Women Just a Little on the Trashy Side

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfXs0m32A8E


32 posted on 07/28/2013 11:41:06 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: a fool in paradise; meyer

Got the ‘r’ and ‘a’ backward.


33 posted on 07/28/2013 11:49:37 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
and not a single c-section scar among the lot of them.

A rather bizarre observation if I might say so...........

34 posted on 07/28/2013 11:52:48 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Southern Partisan

Country Girl (Shake it for me) is quite possibly the most ridiculous song ever written. Followed closely (sang by the same twit that sang Country Girl) by “girl you make my speakers go boom boom.” And that’s a SLOW SONG!


35 posted on 07/28/2013 12:05:17 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: a fool in paradise

I don’t care what you say, you gotta love Lemmy. A redneck from England. Haha


36 posted on 07/28/2013 12:07:41 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, somehow, I believe you.


37 posted on 07/28/2013 12:09:53 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: a fool in paradise

I always thought the jewel nose stud in Indian women to be beautiful.


38 posted on 07/28/2013 12:11:39 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: advertising guy

Didn’t recognize him without his kackys.


39 posted on 07/28/2013 12:12:55 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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Well, I don't like tattoos or short hair on gals either.

But you gotta admit: the raw female material south of the Mason Dixon Line is without peer. All those double-named beauties with that slow Southern drawl....
I went to an Ole Miss football game one time. Thought I'd died and gone to heaven.

40 posted on 07/28/2013 12:13:28 PM PDT by Godwin1
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