it would prolly be cleaned more often...:: If MY Vagina Was A Gun ::
We still wouldn’t want it.
“When it was Katie Helm’s turn to speak, she knew what to do with her brilliant protest poem, “If My Vagina Was a Gun,” “
There is nothing brilliant about this poem but I noticed a bunch of stupid MSM types falling all over themselves saying how brilliant it was.
This gives you an insight into how sick and deranged their mindset is. Several jokes came to mind but it is just too stupid and pathetic to even joke about.
Her stupid vagina is a gun range. No telling how many rounds were wasted there. If this is too out there, please have it removed. I hate to add disgusting to disgusting but this crap is getting old.
If her vagina was an ATM machine, I still wouldn’t go near it.
If her vagina was a gun she might actually clean it once in a while.
If her vagina were a gun she probably wouldn’t be taking it out of its holster nearly so often
it would prolly be cleaned more often...If your vaginal was a gun I guess it would be leagal to kill innocent inconvenient people on demand wouldn’t it
She could install one down there, but would first need to unbolt the wood chipper to make room.
If your vagina was a gun you’d be an APV.
If your vagina was a gun, I’d load it with a high capacity magazine, and start shooting.
If her brain was a gun, it would be a pea shooter.
She should look up the number of gun laws on the books, even in Texas, if she wants to make a fair comparison. In Illinois, for example, if her vagina were a gun, she would need to unload it, make sure it could not be used via some type of blocking mechanism, and store any ammunition in another part of the vehicle any time she wished to take it with her in a car. She would also have to have a VOID (vagina ownership identification card) and if any cop ever found her while she was carrying her vagina, it would be certain he would ask to see it and make certain she was transporting it properly.
Looks like she’ll be swappin’ out the Summer’s Eve for Hoppe’s No. 9
If her vagina was a gun, it would backfire.
And you know what they are freakin out about is the ability to have an abortion after 5 months. I’m a guy, but is this like some new thing with women I don’t know about? That women don’t know they are pregnant until 5 months? “Gee, I was wondering why my belly is so extended! And all this time I thought it was the donuts! Wow, I better get an abortion!”
It’s ridiculous and to me they ONLY reason they want it is because they want another Kermit Gosnell. The 5 month limit would eliminate that, but noooo...they want that kid killed when it’s being born at 9 months.
Katie's back, and her pussy is angry.
“If my vagina WERE a gun” (That drove me nuts while watching the first minute).
I think this woman is confused. I have not heard anyone saying that she can’t take her vagina wherever she wants to go. I have not heard anyone say she is not allowed to have one, though the Muslims would like to mutilate it.
If her statement is that she wants to use her vagina however she wants, no one is allowed to use a gun however they want. Is she saying that she should be allowed to kill children that are conceived by improper use of her vagina? Is a gun owner allowed to kill children by improper use of a gun? As a matter of fact, improper use of a gun that does not harm someone can still be punished. Improper use of a vagina that does not (appear) to harm anyone is not punished.
Cue the “If My Gun Were a Vagina” parodies ...
If My Skull Wasn't a Bird Cage
If My Vagina Was a ... Vagina
If My Mouth Wasn't an Unflushed Toilet
If My Morality Was Consistent With Reason