Sorry, you start the thread you go first.
Guess I can’t go first...
When I was about 11 years old, I went swimming in a river a half a mile from my house. I was swiimming under the water and my trunks got caught on a branch underwater somehow. I was struggling for what seemed like the longest time to go free. The surface was just a foot from me also. Finally I ripped off my shorts and got out. I had to run home in my birthday suit!