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To: rickmichaels

Eggs are okay but don’t ask me how I know it’s a bad idea to fry bacon naked.


5 posted on 07/04/2013 4:37:29 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: muir_redwoods

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

How it got in my pajamas I’ll never know...


8 posted on 07/04/2013 4:42:28 PM PDT by C210N (When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
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To: muir_redwoods

I would never admit to knowing that...


11 posted on 07/04/2013 4:49:35 PM PDT by stormhill (Guns Save Lives!)
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To: muir_redwoods
Eggs are okay but don’t ask me how I know it’s a bad idea to fry bacon naked.

My wife agrees. Her words of wisdom; "Always dress before cooking bacon in an open skillet."

22 posted on 07/04/2013 5:32:05 PM PDT by SilverMine (silver@mainetv.net)
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