I never noticed that they were gone. Who eats those things anyway?
Who eats ‘em? That’s not the point man, Twinkies are a state of mind, dude. It’s like if you have to explain Twinkies man it’s like next you’ll have to explain catching lighting bugs. It just IS!
“You better watch out
you better not diet
you just know you
you have to try it
Twinkies® is coming to town”.