Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


1 posted on 06/18/2013 7:49:30 PM PDT by BenLurkin
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies ]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-31 last
To: BenLurkin

I hereby rename this planet.

Henceforth it will be know as Planet “Bob”


37 posted on 06/18/2013 8:23:45 PM PDT by Nachum (The Obama "List" at www.nachumlist.com)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: BenLurkin
Uranus Is Being Chased By Asteroids!

No more need for suppositories?
Wait...

...never mind...

38 posted on 06/18/2013 8:24:04 PM PDT by publius911 (Look for the Union label, then buy something else.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: BenLurkin
"Yeth, and you thould thee what happenth when one catcheth up with you!"


41 posted on 06/18/2013 8:29:09 PM PDT by bigbob
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: BenLurkin

I can’t say I blame the asteroids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEbEMjKitA4


42 posted on 06/18/2013 8:29:40 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: BenLurkin

You always have to beware of rocks hitting Uranus!


43 posted on 06/18/2013 8:29:45 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: BenLurkin

This sounded like a story about a hot young chick at a nightclub infested with horny young guys.


45 posted on 06/18/2013 8:36:17 PM PDT by Rembrandt (Part of the 51% who pay Federal taxes)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: BenLurkin

Those asteroids chasing Uranus will cause the planet to experience space rage, which will prompt Uranus to run them off the road.


54 posted on 06/18/2013 9:06:04 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Drag Me From Hell!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: BenLurkin

By decree of the International Astronomy Society, anyone found guilty of making a bad Uranus pun will be executed.


62 posted on 06/18/2013 10:02:07 PM PDT by Meshakhad
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: BenLurkin

why are they called hemorroids and not asteroids?


64 posted on 06/18/2013 10:13:58 PM PDT by CottShop (Scientific belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: BenLurkin

something, something, Klingons!


65 posted on 06/18/2013 11:11:01 PM PDT by DaxtonBrown (http://www.futurnamics.com/reid.php)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: BenLurkin

Good gravy! Welcome to fourth grade!


70 posted on 06/19/2013 5:59:20 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch (http://thegatwickview.tumblr.com/ -- http://thepurginglutheran.tumblr.com/)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-31 last

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson