Posted on 06/13/2013 7:45:34 PM PDT by KittenClaws
The chair is against the wall: First of all, we are in some deep sort of deep doo-doo . Where can the chair move when it is against the wall? What is the chair to do?
Fortunately, John has the answer. He has a long mustache, after all. But what does this mustache signify?
“I didn’t have any corn.”
“Mongo just pawn in the game of life.”
“Penny. Penny. Penny.”
I don’t think that deliberately trying to cloud the Internetz with phony Abdul are you there text is really addressing the I have the detonators Achmed problem. I mean, at some point kill the infidel kill kill kill for Allah the guys at the NSA are going to be applying filters to this sort of all of them must die blow up the Civic Center tonight thing. So before you go messing with the federal anthrax botulism ricin in the water supply government, you have to consider that they are, after all, looking out for our I shall have the suicide belts ready for the Mariachi band welfare. Relax. Our government is looking after our poison gas at Yankee stadium best interest and we really need to just let them cut the heads of the unbelievers off with a rusty dagger protect us as they are so capable of doing. Abu bin Drill out.
Jeez, have not had dinner, but then, losing weight is not a bad thing.
Ice cream has no bones
“East wind rain” (“Higashi no kaze ame”)
The big seal loves white sand, I repeat the big seal loves white sand.
Roger that...the crabs love chicken. I repeat the crabs love chicken
The dishwasher is full. Please empty it.
When first waking from open heart surgery, I told my wife “I want you to remember a word and tell me it later: fishmonger.”
She freaked, wondering what secret password I was telling her and whether I would survive.
I later explained I wanted some way to later know that I was in fact awake at that time. If I didn’t remember the incident, I’d know I was conscious (even if I forgot) because that was one word she’d never think of repeating back to me. See, there was a time when I had been sedated before, unable to remember anything of it but something the docs said made me sure I had been awake thru the procedure. I figured waking up after having been dead was a good time to make sure I could remember it somehow.
“There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen.”
The empty chair is against the wall of China.
Be sure to get the coffee cup out of the dishwasher before it cools down.
“Sir, you dropped your fake dog poo.”
Can I mambo dogface to the banana patch?
Drink your Ovaltine
(it means, you just got rooked, kid)
I had that moment as well. I guess everyone who who understood ralphies moment did.
But it is no longer “ drink your ovaltine” it is now “ trust your government”
The vertebral silence indisposes the licit sail.
Your timeless negligence has a way of arousing my palliative inuendo.
global warming is a lie! (((PING)))
May I have ten thousand marbles, please?
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