Don Quixote, says change your genres before it is to late.
Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
Don Quixote, says change your genres before it is to late.
Good morning.
It’s harder to formulate theories about the future when you watch mostly “Magnum, P.I.” reruns.
Good morning! While we were otherwise occupied, some squash bugs moved into the garden and laid eggs all over the place. We have to get out there early and decimate the bug population by hand. Have a great day, y’all!
Oh, what fun! I'll go scouting for tomato worms again later, and I hope to sew a skirt that I've had cut out forever. But first, the trip to day camp with Vlad and Vanden, my hairdresser's boy.
Somehow, all of your relationships and acquaintances get swept up into becoming part of your family.
That's really very charming and delightful.
My son has ADHD, as does his son. But one of the things that helps him is the fact that he is detail-oriented. It gives him an area to focus in. Also, people with ADHD seem to navigate towards high-risk and “action” jobs.
The functioning is slightly off, in that their minds are always busy, but as an adult, it is easier to control.
If you have ADHD, Anoreth, it isn’t a death sentence. I still believe, looking back on my childhood, that I had a mild form of it. And look at me! I’m ... ummm ... something else again!!! ;o]
Thanks! I’m getting a lot of ideas from facebook, these days. Though I seldom post anything, it’s how I keep up with my extended family.
I talked to my niece later and she said while they didn’t cuff Brandon, they DID confiscate his pocket knife because it had a blade longer than 3”.
She was not a happy camper yesterday, anyway.
Ungh...
Last night I woke up and couldn’t figure out why I felt so wierd ~~ light-headed, cold sweat, etc. I was really dizzy when I tried to get up.
My ulcers are bleeding again. Right now, I’m having some ginger/chamomile tea, but I need to get some bananas so I can make an “ulcer cocktail.” It stops the bleeding almost instantly. Only thing is, I’m too ill to drive.
So I’m going to be lying low today. I’ll be here for a while because it takes too much energy to move a lot...
She even swept me up into becoming part of her family! Now THAT is an honor!!
It’s fortunate that I have the Big Van. Sometimes it’s like, “Who are all these people and where am I taking them?”
I just checked my BP...no wonder I feel so wierd - 129/61!
Oh, dear. You should lie down!
Yes, I should! I had to make some more tea, and get my ice water, but I think I’ve done all I can do do for now.
Do resting things. I have to assemble all my personnel and figure out who they are. It’s a disarray.
Cute!
I just can’t stop thinking about your vet. Imagine you’re a vet, and your aide tells you, “Your next appointment is with Miss Hissy Slashy.” Wouldn’t you consider having a sudden illness and perhaps rethinking your whole line of work? “Then, you’ll be seeing Cuddles the python!”
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