#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[Monkey Face]

I just fixed a hot dog with cheese and it tastes pretty good. I didn’t realize I was so hungry...that a hot dog tastes pretty good...

Even the little spots that the Bissell shampoo didn’t get after four applications came out with this cleaner. It’s an “all purpose” thing, and next time I go to Vegas, I will stop at Cardena’s and get a couple of bottles.

[Not A Snowbird]

I knew you were going to pick this one!

We caught Chloe on the table yesterday, eating the dog’s weight control dog food. Apparently it tastes really good to kittehs.

[Tax-chick]

Anoreth’s dog Piper ate several bowls of cat food while she was here. I moved their bowl Saturday night so they could eat. Not that it hurts them to skip a few meals.

[stephenjohnbanker]

We appreciate the film reviews, as long as it is OK with your blood pressure..

[null and void]

No.

This thread has been pulled.

Pulled on 07/29/2013 9:14:58 AM PDT by Admin Moderator, reason:

nothing to see here move along

Okay

[no-to-illegals]

My suggestion for moving to has been pulled by the mod. Gotta Love Mods! Comment where thread used to exist is as follows: Move Along, Nothing To See Here.

[no-to-illegals]

yep ... LOL

[no-to-illegals]

Another suggestion (LOL) since my first suggestion was pulled ... http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3048587/posts .... LOL, I want two suggestions, please. The Admin Mod is following me and I’ve done nothing... LOL

[null and void]

Yes. but you would if you weren’t watched...

[null and void]

Was looking for a good graphic for a N-JCT thread, found this, thought of you.

Don't know why...

[no-to-illegals]

and to think the Admin Mod accused me of being a Mod the other day. Frightening.

[no-to-illegals]

Hey nully that brings something to mind ... When one sees someone from the other side is it proper to ask them who won?

[Cyber Liberty]

Put “royal” and “baby” together and half the population (men) will hurl. Substitute “wedding” for “baby” and the result’s the same. Except for Moose.

I’m probably all wet on this, and will of course be wherever we decide to hijack a thread. I’m that Undead-icated.

:^\

[null and void]

Only if you offer to share your purple berries.

[no-to-illegals]

nully I only ask that question due to time and as Einstein said ... Time is not relevant ... so the war may actually be over?

[null and void]

Yes. Drugs won.

[Cyber Liberty]

We may have to wait until a more humorful Mod is on duty. It’s not unheard of having a Mod on duty that would kill any thread we’d deem good and proper for UT.

[no-to-illegals]

but but but but but ... I thought we’ens was and is friends. What purple berries?

[no-to-illegals]

LOL nully!

[no-to-illegals]

actually nully, it’s them silver people over there we should be worried about ... imho.