#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[Monkey Face]

I just got back from putting some gas in the Mafiamobile and getting my hair cut. It’s a little long in the back, but it’s going to be easier to look at when I wake up in the mornings.

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I could use a little of kittens this morning!

Me too, but I don't think I could eat a whole one...

[Tax-chick]

I’m not that hungry, either.

[Tax-chick]

Congrats on the haircut! I discovered Bill is coming home tomorrow when he texted me and asked me to make him a hair appointment. That boy has his priorities straight!

I assume Anoreth’s driving him, since he didn’t mention being picked up at a bus station or airport.

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

Have you seen the eyelashes that can be put on headlights? Mr. Bill would look really funny if I did that!

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

Well, it IS Friday, so it would be a natural thing for Anoreth to come, as well.

I will have to train the gal in Great Clips to do my hair right. At least she put the details into the computer.

[Tax-chick]

You’re right, tomorrow is Friday! I keep getting confused and thinking I get another Thursday first.

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Dead Grammas on a Train ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Hj94AbpXc

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Yes, and in both cases I made a point of complementing the driver.

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

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Woe ... That is interesting.

[Monkey Face]

I thought of getting a blinged out license plate frame and blinged out knob for the gear shift, but it will have to wait for a while.

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Please put down the kitteh and walk away.

[Monkey Face]

Strange...

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It’s that next sentence that keeps me in trouble.

[Monkey Face]

See?

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{{{HUGS}}}

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Well, with the Spanish train wreck, it seemed timely, only 101 years off...

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Haven’t heard yet about the speed of the train and why train was speeding except train was behind schedule. Heard anything? Wonder if the engineer is alive?

[Monkey Face]

Backatcha!!!