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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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Over the Hills and Far Away ... Led Zeppelin ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EVNeh9dasI


4,281 posted on 07/25/2013 5:49:22 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Interesting how many foreigners on Youtube like Hank Snow.


4,282 posted on 07/25/2013 5:50:09 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Thomas will explain everything.")
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To: Tax-chick

86 here, and the sun is just coming up. BUT! The humidity is down to 23%, so it feels a little better!

Cockleburs are very decorative on socks!


4,283 posted on 07/25/2013 5:51:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
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To: Monkey Face

I won’t have the refill the hummingbird feeder, because none of the birds will let any of the others eat!


4,284 posted on 07/25/2013 5:54:12 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Thomas will explain everything.")
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To: Tax-chick

and as the children say ... we had rather Ramble On ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3HemKGDavw


4,285 posted on 07/25/2013 5:54:13 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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Thank You ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1z4vkPWkLQ


4,286 posted on 07/25/2013 5:58:33 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

They must be all males. They are fiercely territorial. I keep forgetting to get a feeder. We have so many hummers here, they never have to fight for a drop.


4,287 posted on 07/25/2013 6:02:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
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To: no-to-illegals

I’m not that fond of Led Zeppelin, but I liked a lot of the others. Thanks! Music helps drive the basement cats away so I can function.

Which reminds me, I should go get another Johnny Cash CD on!


4,288 posted on 07/25/2013 6:02:45 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Thomas will explain everything.")
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To: Monkey Face

We have two feeders in the back which are very busy, and one in the front which they seem to be ignoring.


4,289 posted on 07/25/2013 6:03:44 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Thomas will explain everything.")
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To: Tax-chick

my apology. My music ideology is a variety of mass _______ (fill in the blank)


4,290 posted on 07/25/2013 6:09:21 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Think nothing of it! Maybe someone else will come by who likes Led Zeppelin better.


4,291 posted on 07/25/2013 6:10:29 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Thomas will explain everything.")
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Wabash Cannonball ... Johnny Cash ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZiQ89_s67Q


4,292 posted on 07/25/2013 6:12:09 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Tax-chick
That’s okay. I’m even older today!

yep ... every bit of twenty two and two days.

4,293 posted on 07/25/2013 6:19:17 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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Fire and Rain ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3uaXCJcRrE


4,294 posted on 07/25/2013 6:39:49 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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The White Cliffs of Dover ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IW42Wju75A


4,295 posted on 07/25/2013 6:51:18 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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The Lost Tale ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHH8J89mAFQ


4,296 posted on 07/25/2013 7:15:47 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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Two Steps From Hell ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFEAzP1Zm-A


4,297 posted on 07/25/2013 7:26:19 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face; moose07

Tinted windows?

Weird dream last night tore off my rear axle and shredded a tyre [that’s for moose]. Yellow car, so not my current one...


4,298 posted on 07/25/2013 9:47:44 AM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: null and void

Yes, Nully, tinted windows! Limo tint on the rear three and 20% on the doors. It makes SUCH a difference!!!

Yellow car? If I ever thought of painting Mr. Bill, it would be bright yellow. That is the most visible color for cars.


4,299 posted on 07/25/2013 9:50:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
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To: Anoreth

The nice thing about pop up headlight is you can flutter your eyelashes with them, should you see someone you like...


4,300 posted on 07/25/2013 9:51:35 AM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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