Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
Yeah.
And apparently I forgot to take my blood glucose yesterday morning as well.
Have you taken your meds today, hmmmm?
Do you drink blood glucose, or is it an injection?
I just took my 7 kinds of vitamins and minerals.
When we were kids staying with my grandparents in Missouri, my brother told me there were raccoons in the ceiling who would come out at night and bite me and give me rabies.
I take a blood sample and measure it.
Nice!
Did you die?
Somehow the raccoons never showed up. I’m sure my brother enjoyed himself, though.
Hope your glucose is okay.
Thank you, well within the normal range.
Glad to hear it!
When my blood sugar gets too low, I get a test pattern across my vision and have to eat.
Not that kind ... wavy lines and colors and little images of Volkswagens racing from left to right.
Thanks! With my FR Support Group, I can’t fail! :o])
If you go to Australia do the cars run the other way?
I don’t know. I’ve never visited the southern hemisphere at all.
I saved a turtle from getting squished once. I saw it slowly crossing the road on my side
(two-lane road), and there were cars behind me. It was in no hurry.
I stopped, got out of the car, picked it up (and it fought me by scratching as much of my
arms as it could reach with its back feet), and placed it several feet into the grass on the
side toward which it had been headed.
The people in the four cars behind me were all thumbs up and smiling. Well, it didn’t take
very long to move the cute little thing. It was about 9-10” long.
Awwwwwwwwww.
Wow!
The amount of pills I take at any one time are far more than the average pill box will hold. Remember that I can’t take prescription meds, which leaves me with herbal and homeopathic remedies, and over time, I’ve had to increase the amounts in order to maintain a certain semblance of normalcy.
My pills, for one dose, cover the palm of my cupped hand twice. I have to take them twice a day. And at bed time, I have another handful, same thing.
I would need a seriesly HUGH pill box, just for a week.
Maybe we can put you up at Shaggy’s B&B? New Zealand is like Australia, execept the wildlife doesn’t all try to kill you...
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.