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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^
| June 7th 2013
| Me (Mad Dawgg)
Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: null and void
3,921
posted on
07/20/2013 2:48:53 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: null and void
actually nully ... that was my better half screaming.
3,922
posted on
07/20/2013 2:50:17 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: no-to-illegals
3,923
posted on
07/20/2013 2:52:54 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(No pun intended, no punishment ... If I offended you, you needed it.)
To: Monkey Face
Kathleen is checking out the invaders. This may not end well ...
3,924
posted on
07/20/2013 2:53:31 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(No pun intended, no punishment ... If I offended you, you needed it.)
To: no-to-illegals
Go back to bed, NtI... nothing to see here...move along...
3,925
posted on
07/20/2013 2:53:37 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
To: Tax-chick
My washing machine ride did not help my frustration. Guess I’ll have to go vacuum.
3,926
posted on
07/20/2013 2:54:09 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Tax-chick
3,927
posted on
07/20/2013 2:54:11 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
To: Monkey Face
3,928
posted on
07/20/2013 2:55:11 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Monkey Face
Abigail (2) and her brother Alexander (3 months). They will be here until 9:00.
3,929
posted on
07/20/2013 2:55:31 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(No pun intended, no punishment ... If I offended you, you needed it.)
To: no-to-illegals; Monkey Face
I hope you both have a good night!
3,930
posted on
07/20/2013 2:55:55 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(No pun intended, no punishment ... If I offended you, you needed it.)
To: Tax-chick
May all that is well end well. Over-Feed them and they will be asleep in no time.
3,931
posted on
07/20/2013 2:57:29 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
if anyone gets near the hollow tonight and you’all hear screaming ... don't worry ... paw and I are going to chain up another terrorist for entertainment.
3,932
posted on
07/20/2013 3:01:06 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Tax-chick
I don’t know how good it will be. I had trouble breathing last night, and today doesn’t look good for a peaceful conclusion. Nausea, the auras, and the pain from the migraine are going to be the deciding factors in how the evening goes.
If I can override the pain long enough to fall asleep, I think I’ll be OK, come morning.
Maybe I’ll even be able to go to church. I hope. :o]
3,933
posted on
07/20/2013 3:04:09 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
To: Monkey Face
My prayers (said) will include you to have a restful sleep in order that you may be on top of a washing machine in the A.M.
3,934
posted on
07/20/2013 3:06:59 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: no-to-illegals
At this point, washing machines are too far distant to even think about. But thanks for the wishes! A restful sleep is always good!
3,935
posted on
07/20/2013 3:08:38 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
To: Monkey Face
strike that earlier comment ... and may you have sweat dreams.
3,936
posted on
07/20/2013 3:08:56 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Monkey Face
Life does tend to become a little boring sometimes till the sweat dreams arrive.
3,937
posted on
07/20/2013 3:10:02 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Monkey Face
I’ll pray for a good night for you! I have hummingbird wars outside the sunroom window.
I took little Alexander upstairs and changed his diaper. He’s the cutest little tubby thing! Doesn’t look at all like our babies, except for being human ... he has a square head!
3,938
posted on
07/20/2013 3:13:27 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(No pun intended, no punishment ... If I offended you, you needed it.)
looking out at the dirt road ... can’t wait till the darkness comes. We’ve smeared the terrorist up real good with apple butter. Our bears love apple butter. Hope this one gets loose .... It is always fun to see a terrorist beg a bear for mercy. Paw and I always hide in a tree nearby.
3,939
posted on
07/20/2013 3:14:11 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
Running on ...
Love You All.
May the night be kind to all except the terrorists.
East Bound and Down.
3,940
posted on
07/20/2013 3:15:53 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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