Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
I’ve seen worse....especially around the 12 eyes.
So, who was that yummy, handsome guy with “someone else’s dog” in that picture you sent me?
Shall I post it?
Oh thanks SJB, you’ve just made my day! :)
I spend much of my life encouraging my various family members to get off their posteriors and do something, not for me, but for themselves. Perhaps some day it will “take.” Anoreth, after all, has achieved self-sufficiency!
Would rather you didn’t.
Not these days ,NSA etc.
When my Darling Daughter couldn’t find something I’d tell her to go to where she last had it and look down.
This was invariably followed a few moments later by her announcing “Found it!”
Dozens, more likely hundreds, of times.
‘Sok, we already knew.
Thank Goodness for that...can relax again.
I’m sure that will be foremost in my dreams...it’s just so...so...so FREEEKY!
Anoreth seems to be much more intelligent than some of the males in your domicile. Perhaps she got ALL the brains...it would seem to me, looking back, lo, these many years, that leaving home would give me freedom and responsibility that was never available in a “sheltered” environment!
GO! Anoreth!!
See? I went through that, more with my daughter than my son. My son seemed to have learned early to retrace his steps and/or think about where he was when he last saw “it.”
To my knowledge, my daughter hasn’t reached that pinnacle.
Darks is around ....
Goodnight Folks.
Just kidding, Sweetie. You’re a hottie!
Blake’s Seven...a British Sci-Fi series?
I don’t know that mine has yet either.
The worst was the day she was standing in the den frantically looking around.
Darling? What’s the matter?
I can’t find my sweater!
Sweetie, you’re standing on it. (She was kneading it with her toes, like a cat.)
She looked down and was so astonished to see it she picked up BOTH feet!
How sad....
poor fluffy....
No cats were harmed making that post...
Although she did do a rather funny jig trying not to fall with both feet in the air. How she managed to not end up on her butt, I’ll never know...
Well, if she were a teen, there would be no question. They are nothing if not athetically disjointed.
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