Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
LOL! That has been around for years and years. L! I was still a dewy young thing the first time I saw it, ‘WAY back when I still went into theaters.
Thanks for the memories.
Gracious, Bruce Campbell’s chin practically needs its own ZIP code now!
Looking forward to seeing the Oz movie. Last night we watched “There Be Dragons,” about the Spanish Civil War.
Here's a picture of Andy Garcia, just because.
I dreamed I was in wal mart and I couldn’t find the soda aisle and there were fiat 500s in the store clogging up all the aisles that might have been the soda aisle.
Wow. I dreamed we were trying to get to a Cub Scouts meeting and it was pouring rain and I kept turning onto roads that were hip-deep in water. It was in Oklahoma, for some reason, and ‘Face was there, too.
Other than that, how was the play?
The play was very good. Bill charmed all the old ladies during the intermission. I think I was slightly underdressed.
What did you see?
I’m glad Bill was on his best behavior. The organizers were probably so glad to see someone under 40 that they wouldn’t have cared what you wore ... but you can go to the thrift store and get something nicer.
It was called “Lend me a Tenor” and it was about opera singers.
Today I’m going to actual Wal Mart to get a money order. Hopefully there won’t be any Fiat 500s or Fiat 500 sized people there.
Also I’m getting more 4 for $15 packs of black frames.
Hey, wow, a name I recognize! Good morning, y’all! (Fluffy sends a message to Jake: “Wow wow wow.”)
Sounds fun. The play, I mean, not the money order.
I have to sing the psalm at the Spanish Mass today. I should get Kathleen up. It looks like we’ll have more thunderstorms.
Jake stayed out all night and has gone to bed. I’m sure he’ll get in Kathleen’s bed as soon as she’s out of it. It’s his favorite!
The paper towel thing drives me nuts. We leave ours floating around on the first shelf of one of the cabinets. Our bath tissue holders are empty. The bath tissue is in covered coffee cans. I tried covering one with white contact paper—it blistered, wrinkled, stuck to itself and was generally unsightly. Visitors would probably wonder why we store our coffee in the bathroom (if we had visitors since only one out-of-state visitor has found this place. We turned the guest room into a storage room, the workout room into a storage room, and the dining area into a minigym. Isn’t it odd that people don’t want to travel 1800 miles to visit a place where nothing happens and the humidity is 90%?)
Our humidity isn't quite that high, but people don't travel here much, either. The lack of room for them is probably a factor!
We keep the paper towels in the garage. Jake and Shannon don't get at toilet paper if it's on the spool, only if it's left on the floor.
He has so much prosthesis on his face that I did not recognize him when we were watching the movie. I searched on “Bruce Campbell in Oz The Great and Powerful,” and clicked on “images,” and there was a single picture of him in costume in his cameo from the movie.
That’s the pic I posted.
The rest of the pix were of him IRL and showed that he has a truly lovely wife.
I’m glad he doesn’t really look like that. He was terribly handsome back in the “Hercules” days.
It has always been my ambition that people should say such things about me.
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