#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks Face! {{HUGS}}

[Monkey Face]

I refuse to use Google, the whore. I use Bing, instead. I like the way they change their page every day, and they ARE Microsoft.

Just sayin’...(I’m biased because my niece works for Bill Gates!)

[Monkey Face]

No thanks necessary! There is still some fight left in this ol’ broad!

[moose07]

Good shot ‘Face.
Right between the Eyes.
I’ll be willing to bet you were no the only person pi$$ed off enough with all this nonsense to do it.
WooHoo!

[no-to-illegals]

ol’ broad

you should not talk about your Mom that way.

[no-to-illegals]

in all seriesness, my youngins’ call me ol’ man to my front side. I guess if they did it to my back side, I’d have give their backsides another wake up call.

[no-to-illegals]

I too use Bing sometimes. There are many good search engines. I use Ask some too. Don’t know much about Ask though.

[Monkey Face]

I use Bing and Dogpile. The latter has been my search engine of choice, and use Bing when it is “convenient.”

[Monkey Face]

I’m not in a minority when it comes to God, guns and morals, not to mention religious beliefs.

I figure, if enough of us get pi$$ed off enough at “whatever” is foremost in the news, we can be heard. I thank FR and facebook (oddly!) for providing names and phone numbers for the offending parties in Washington,DC.

There are days where I spend a lot of time “liking” something on facebook, and emailing the offensive culprits in DC and telling them what I think of them.

It’s only a matter of time before the Black Helicopters will hover over my place and Men In Black will be rapelling down to silence me...and my big mouth. ;o]

[null and void]

I think Ida Noh is trying to break in to men’s baseball right now.

[no-to-illegals]

I may go to an engine from Australia ... in speaking with my Son ... he is recommending one. Can’t recall the name though. He quit U.S. engines.

[ThomasThomas]

Dogpile is not a search engine. It is a collection of search engines including google, yahoo and Yandex. I don’t know much about zandex but it look like it might be based out of Russia. If you use dogpile you are getting info from google.

[no-to-illegals]

Wow ... if Tomorrow winds up pitching and Today is catching and Why gets to centerfield, there will be only three positions left and we have their names ... Thanks to Abbot and Costello. Well am maybe wrong ... Not Certain ... Is that the rightfielder?

[Monkey Face]

The people in charge of sites in the US are so afraid of being shut down if they don’t follow the trends of the “masses,” who aren’t nearly as massive as the sites think.

After Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe failure” during a Superbowl half-time, enough people contacted the FCC (500,000+, which was almost 480,000 more than any other complaint) that the FCC made immediate changes in requirements for being on air.

It CAN be DONE!!!

[null and void]

Tom Morrow? I think he’s there, as is Tod Aye. Not so sure about Mr. Wye, though...

[ThomasThomas]

I am not certain.

[Monkey Face]

Wellden...no more dogpile for me! I am such a ho’

[no-to-illegals]

It CAN be DONE!!!

That is what I learned in school. Nothing Is Impossible. Am ready for the ship to come to shore.

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks nully ... could be time and without their (Abbot and Costello) knowing maybe all of us are being sent a clue.

[no-to-illegals]

Neither am I?