Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
I Wiki’d it, but couldn’t find anything more substantial than the fact that it came from a song.
Nothing regarding the actual usage of the term in cotton plantation life. Of course, there was always Stan Freberg and his “Elderly Man River...”
Senior Male River?
Dang! Nash Bridges? Sorry, but I haven’t watched TV since 1973 when I threw mine in a dumpster for insulting my intelligence.
It does. It counts for evidence that we all have a debilitating degenerative condition similar to Progeria, but operating on a different scale.
Imagine for a moment that the stories of Methuselah and his cronies are correct according to our ways of measuring time. What then is wrong with us?
We should live so long!
It’s the same Ferrari as the other one. They’re just different colors.
I want either a 308, which is in Magnum PI, or a Testarossa, which is in Miami Vice. It’s hard to decide.
The show Fast and Loud did a rebuild on a wrecked Ferrari.
They made it stronger, faster, and better than it was.
But they also made it black, and it didn’t quite cost six million dollars.
*groan*
No, the other one that was blown up was a different shape.
It only cost close to one (million dollars).
I liked the tuned exhaust. That vehicle sounded sweet.
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Not for me. I couldn’t get into it. Or out of it.
Yah, getting my arthritic backside out of a low car is akin to walking while squatting. Sort of “ducky.”
All my joints protest to low cars. And high trucks. The Tracker is the perfect fit.
Hot link not working for me. Sigh... I saw it in “view selection source.”
Yes, he is very cute, and I do like him, but The Rock really is a better actor, JMO.
What do you call the handle on a tied up bundle?
I always called it "baler twine". Once it turn out to actually be a copperhead, but that's another story....
They are. We particularly liked “Into the White,” but “Snitch” had its twists and turns as well.
Thanks.
Garden hose, same diff...
Thanks TOL. The second one looks like a great movie.
That was an F40. A 308 with 25K miles on it can be had for 40 grand. Which is nice to know for future reference.
You’re welcome, sweeties. It really is very good. It has JoeProBono’s seal of approval. What else can I say?
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