[Bigg Red]

Used to love it when my father’s family would come for a visit from the Philadelphia suburbs to our house in Bawl-T-More County. We kids used to giggle, too, when they spoke of drinking a cup of couwfee.

[Albion Wilde]

Used to love it when my father’s family would come for a visit from the Philadelphia suburbs to our house in Bawl-T-More County...when they spoke of drinking a cup of couwfee.

You nailed it! And did you say, "Look at the Mewn! How many mahls is it from Earth to the Mewn?"

The best Bal-T-moor accent ever is in the radio commercials by Don DiMarchio, "Mister Tire." "Oin di rim an owt di dewr! Ah'm Mistuwr Tahr!"