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1 posted on 05/17/2013 5:36:18 PM PDT by SMGFan
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2 posted on 05/17/2013 5:38:04 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Arguing with a marxist is like playing Chess with a Pigeon.)
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Well, at least it’s not assault asparagus.


3 posted on 05/17/2013 5:40:35 PM PDT by RoosterRedux (Obama's Chechens are coming home...to roost.)
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"My 13-year-old son needs me," Pridgen said crying.

Hah! I don't think so, especially if they might get in an argument.

4 posted on 05/17/2013 5:41:49 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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"...forget the brocrey,look wat tuit"

5 posted on 05/17/2013 5:43:39 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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Maybe she thought her daughter was a vampire and thought it best to assault her with a cruciferous vegetable.


6 posted on 05/17/2013 5:47:30 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (This stuff we're going through now, this is nothing compared to the middle ages.)
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Dey do what dey gotta do . . . dem Amish do . . .


7 posted on 05/17/2013 5:50:35 PM PDT by rhubarbk (It's official, I'm suffering from Obama fatigue!)
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Navy beans Navy beans Navy beans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a5—UAe_Qo


8 posted on 05/17/2013 5:54:45 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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This is one of those stories where I need a few more facts presented, before I can formulate any opinion.

Just saying....


9 posted on 05/17/2013 5:55:02 PM PDT by sarasmom (The obvious takes longer to discover for the obtuse.)
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And now she chopin brocoli in prison.


10 posted on 05/17/2013 5:56:42 PM PDT by Bayard
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This is what happens when you have gun control.


12 posted on 05/17/2013 5:57:48 PM PDT by dagogo redux (A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
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I never did like broccoli. Now I know why.


14 posted on 05/17/2013 5:58:48 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar)
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If we would just listen to Bush on Broccoli policy.


17 posted on 05/17/2013 6:02:03 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Normal isn't normal anymore.)
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My experience with a New Jersey woman bordered on terrifying, so this broccoli thing comes as no surprise.

I would never trust a New Jersey woman with any sharp objects!

18 posted on 05/17/2013 6:07:44 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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We need a five day waiting period on broccoli. If it saves just one dinner....


19 posted on 05/17/2013 6:10:06 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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Oh no, the hot broccoli! It’s worse than the Comfy Chair!


23 posted on 05/17/2013 6:30:47 PM PDT by Bernard Marx
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I knew it!


24 posted on 05/17/2013 6:55:53 PM PDT by therightliveswithus
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“Thermyra Fridgen” would be an appropriate name for a frozen-vegetable expert...


26 posted on 05/17/2013 7:34:44 PM PDT by mikrofon (Assault-water vs. Fresh-water Broccoli?)
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My mother used to “attack” me with hot lima beans when I was a kid.I'll love my mother until the day I die but I'll never forgive her for those many “attacks”.
29 posted on 05/17/2013 7:57:52 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Leno Was Right,They *Are* Undocumented Democrats!)
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No surprise to me - I’ve wanted broccoli outlawed for years.....


31 posted on 05/17/2013 8:52:38 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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That’s them Yankees- don’t know how to fight with food. Down here she woulda played grit-ball. Hot grits followed by pot whacking. Broccoli is for sissies.


33 posted on 05/17/2013 10:44:19 PM PDT by ClearBlueSky (When anyone says its not about Islam...it's about Islam. That death cult must be eradicated.Do what)
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