Not counting his own 193 word screed, the Great Wall of Copypasta amounts to a dazzling, no, TOWERING 3,385 words!!
Now, I don't care who you are. That's got to make you cower in abject fear, and tremble at such a display of raw, omnipotent invincibleness!
I'm afraid it's quite unpossible to challenge such unparalleled pasting skillz, my Freep. Best gather your things and step to one side before that towering edifice falls on ya.
And your disdain for the Founding generation, and what they actually had to say, marks YOU as a phony conservative, too.
You may think opposing Obama makes you a conservative. It doesn't. Conservatives conserve. They respect our history, our Constitution, and our Founding Fathers.