So that's five according to the headline.
a colt born to the mare Goldie and a filly born to Mert.
That's two.
He'd apparently been busy, because at least five other mares were pregnant.
That's five plus two, or seven.
A sixth mare, Snuggles, had a dead foal inside her,
Wait, six? That's eight by my count. I hate journalists.
Of the 50 mares in the field, 57 of them were impregnated.
Same thing with the 57 states story. It was 61 by my count of what he said.
Apparently journalists REALLY suck at math. Which, given that most journalists are diehard liberals, isn’t all that surprising.