Posted on 04/12/2013 4:33:51 AM PDT by markomalley
We live in an age of scientific wonder. This week the Iranians announced that they’ve invented a time machine, which feels unnecessary because they’ve been living in the 14th century for the past thirty years. And the North Koreans have finally learned how to attach a nuke to a missile, although the glue comes unstuck whenever it rains. But the best news of all is that two Kazakhstani scientists have discovered the origins of human life. We are all the product of alien breeding experiments.
Vladimir I shCherbak of al-Farabi Kazakh National University of Kazakhstan, and Maxim A Makukov of the Fesenkov Astrophysical Institute, say that we’ve been branded with an “intelligent signal” in our DNA that is of alien origin – a little like the word “Brighton” that runs through a stick of candy rock. They argue that rather than looking out into the stars for extraterrestrial life, we should devote ourselves to unravelling our DNA in search of that big “hello!” that the aliens left imprinted on our physical being. Here’s how they phrase it, with the “far out” cadence of truly hippie professor:
Once fixed, the code might stay unchanged over cosmological timescales; in fact, it is the most durable construct known. Therefore it represents an exceptionally reliable storage for an intelligent signature. Once the genome is appropriately rewritten the new code with a signature will stay frozen in the cell and its progeny, which might then be delivered through space and time.
(Excerpt) Read more at blogs.telegraph.co.uk ...
It is a guy thing.
Funky Monkey—Isn’t that a flavor at Ben and Jerry’s?
No,no-your monkey’s got it right.
Who you calling a monkey???
Well I’ll be a Vulcan’s uncle.
makes sense
Joy-riding aliens discover Earth 100K years ago, teeming with life, and find the hairy pre-humans romantically irresistible.
Soon enough, little intelligent hybrids are popping out all over (this explains why intelligence and civilization seemed to arise almost simultaneously around the world).
The aliens, like sailors on shore leave, evntually depart and leave behind their love spawn, of which we are the current version.
Today’s alien visitors are descendants of the originals, raised on sagas and tales of the most desirable creatures in the universe, the hirsute hominids of Earth. Reliving the adventures of their forefathers, they travel to Earth of today, but are sorely disappointed. Repulsed by our hairlessness, they occasionally abduct humans in an attempt to figure out what went wrong.
They feel some responsibility and sympathy for their progeny, which is why the aliens haven’t shut down their failed experiment yet.
Imagine trying to write a name like Vladimir I shCherbak on a government form.
Nah. Today’s aliens run for office and become president, attorney general, secretary of DHS and about 2/3 of congress.
Well when I look at Moochelle, Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden sometimes I wonder. :-)
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.