[Graewoulf]

Obamanation Counterculture Journalism File

[mosesdapoet]

Not bad not bad at all. Mine has some sting to it and comes close to being “scarosanct” if you catch my drift. Particularly at this time...Protest At LA Archbishop Gomez Residence..I don’t post my own stuff
http://www.theusmat.com/natldesksatire.htm

[Farmer Dean]

It’s a sad day in America when people like Juan Williams are no longer big enough progressive/liberal assholes to satisfy their hellbound commie masters.

[Verginius Rufus]

Future News Now—two days early.

[theBuckwheat]

Low-information viewer compatible on-air talent.

[RedStateRocker]

Songwriters: HENLEY, DON/KORTCHMAR, DANNY:

I make my living off the Evening News
Just give me something-something I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don’t have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick ‘em when they’re up
Kick ‘em when they’re down
Kick ‘em when they’re up
Kick ‘em when they’re down
Kick ‘em when they’re up
Kick ‘em when they’re down
Kick ‘em when they’re up
Kick ‘em all around

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
Comes on at five
She can tell you ‘bout the plane crash with a gleam
In her eye
It’s interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a
Running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry

You don’t really need to find out what’s going on
You don’t really want to know just how far it’s gone
Just leave well enough love
Eat your dirty laundry

Kick ‘em when they’re up
Kick ‘em when they’re down
Kick ‘em when they’re up
Kick ‘em when they’re down

Kick ‘em when they’re up
Kick ‘em when they’re down
Kick ‘em when they’re stiff
Kick ‘em all around

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody’s pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do “The Innuendo”
We can dance and sing
When it’s said and done we haven’t told you a thing
We all know that Crap is King
Give us dirty laundry!
Dirty Laundry lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.

[Slyfox]

Not a good track record:

[dalereed]

What is MSM?

[Richard Brandon Abroad]

Foreign News Readers!

I was watching a TV news program - a ‘Morning Show’ and caught this gem. The news item was on the danger to rinos (small r - real animals) that were being slaughtered for their horns which are highly prized in China. The danger has grown so much that captive rinos in English wild animal parks were being guarded round the clock to prevent them falling victim to this trade.

The double minority employee was aghast at the idea and commented that the animals would be very difficult to get out of the country.