[virgil283]

Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. When I worked at a large plant, in the 70's there was a guy who perfected this. He had a clipboard with a wad of papers clipped in it. Although he was goofing off he walked around as if he was in a big hurry. Once when he wasn't looking another guy picked up the clipboard to see what the papers were and it was only scraps..... but he fooled every one...[ he did have a competition, a another guy who did the same but with handtrucks and an empty box]

[BenLurkin]

[OrioleFan]

On my first programming job back in 1972, a VP’s secretary told me, “If you’re going to be late for work, be at least 1 hour late. No one will question it, because they will think you were at the doctor or dentist office.”