Due to the massive increase in labor costs brought about with the advent of Obamakare, we have been forced to supply the purveyor of the Shoeshine with an indefinite furlough...
Blast. I had just about figured out how to turn the shoeshine into a flame retardant for rock socks. Then you could put the socks on the rocks and guarantee they would not go up in smoke.
Now what do I do?