So sorry to hear about your tranny. If it has wheels or ovaries, it'll give you trouble. (Now I'm really going to be in trouble, or I can hope that, being so boring, no one reads my posts. There are benefits, you know. If I weren't so pathetically incompetent at operating locks [like, even with a key I can't open some of them], coulda been a cat burglar.)
I think I’ll call it Turdi, named after Obama’s tranny nanny...