Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
on a more series note .. can hold out here for about two weeks unless the spiders come calling. After the face cream laced with spiders and spider web casings may be able to make for two months. I hope that answers the question. btw ... was that the question?
There are people who keep rats as pets. They’re said to have personality. We have gerbils.
We bought our snake a mouse once, but she wasn’t hungry just then and let it make itself at home in her cage. Slytherin’ Susan and her pet mouse, “Lunch.”
I want another snake. They don’t play the guitar, you know?
You can put that on my tombstone: “What was the question?”
Prop me up beside the jukebox with a snake. (The snake will wake you up.)
Gee ... am going to have to purchase rats for the snake. It’s your way of getting even isn’t it?
I can't remember who told me this, but I understand they rock at "Guitar Hero."
Wait a minute. A memory stirs.
I smacked my forehead. "If you were in a horror movie," I thought to myself, "the audience would leave because you're too stupid to be believable." I knew the rules. ALWAYS make sure the lights work. ALWAYS have a way to contact someone if something goes wrong. ALWAYS have plenty of juice in your flame thrower. I'd violated them all. Now the ooze on the floor had me cornered on top of the rack of tools with nothing to use as a weapon but ...
No, not that memory. The one about the pet rats.
You can buy frozen mice at a pet-supply store.
Me be bad ... the Religious Moderator is gonna get me for being bad. Went to wrong thread to have some fun, and now me been bad. Bad ... Bad ... nti ... BAD! Anybody got a place to hide?
Would you be upset if I put a frozen snake in your hand after putting sand in your shoes and standing you in the corner. Dang this might be the start of a Country and Western Song.
The Perfect Country Song ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEbTS81YTAk
Best part of that scenario is that since there was no wind and the 6" of fluffy globul warming did not drift, compacting it all down to 3" made it easy to decide yesterday not to awaken my ancient creaky John Deere globulwarming relocating device. We can negotiate the drive through 3" of Bleeaugh..
That decision is proved correct today as the drive is devoid of white Bleeaugh, instead revealing its true nature of rock, potholes, and mud. And looking on the screen of my notalways smartphone at the app from the weather service that is occasionally accurate reveals that it is currently 40 degrees out and the sun is shining (something for which my whitefurbeast with no tail, to tell, is very thankful) creating entities most often described as 'puddles'. Globul warming has again been thwarted..
Odd, but if you look closely into the depths of these puddles you notice some things that are sort of green and purple polkadotted with three eyestalks peering back at you. I'm not sure if I should tell anyone about them or not..
Am I in the right place? Did I miss the morning’s LOLcat? Am I alive? Did my dreams transport me to “Somewhere Else?”
Is anyone “There?”
A better version ... of The Perfect Country and Western Song ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OVj-ujRrOc
Dedicated to all the Ladies at #995
Only time energy is 'free' is when liberals have a new pet boondoggle to foist...
Nope ... am not David Allen Cole.
I’m sure I sent you the cat, but it’s been a busy UT day. The high school Envirothon team took the van, so I’ve been home all day.
Who wants 1000?
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