Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
on a more series note .. can hold out here for about two weeks unless the spiders come calling. After the face cream laced with spiders and spider web casings may be able to make for two months. I hope that answers the question. btw ... was that the question?
There are people who keep rats as pets. They’re said to have personality. We have gerbils.
We bought our snake a mouse once, but she wasn’t hungry just then and let it make itself at home in her cage. Slytherin’ Susan and her pet mouse, “Lunch.”
I want another snake. They don’t play the guitar, you know?
You can put that on my tombstone: “What was the question?”
Prop me up beside the jukebox with a snake. (The snake will wake you up.)
Gee ... am going to have to purchase rats for the snake. It’s your way of getting even isn’t it?
I can't remember who told me this, but I understand they rock at "Guitar Hero."
Wait a minute. A memory stirs.
I smacked my forehead. "If you were in a horror movie," I thought to myself, "the audience would leave because you're too stupid to be believable." I knew the rules. ALWAYS make sure the lights work. ALWAYS have a way to contact someone if something goes wrong. ALWAYS have plenty of juice in your flame thrower. I'd violated them all. Now the ooze on the floor had me cornered on top of the rack of tools with nothing to use as a weapon but ...
No, not that memory. The one about the pet rats.
You can buy frozen mice at a pet-supply store.
Me be bad ... the Religious Moderator is gonna get me for being bad. Went to wrong thread to have some fun, and now me been bad. Bad ... Bad ... nti ... BAD! Anybody got a place to hide?
Would you be upset if I put a frozen snake in your hand after putting sand in your shoes and standing you in the corner. Dang this might be the start of a Country and Western Song.
The Perfect Country Song ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEbTS81YTAk
Best part of that scenario is that since there was no wind and the 6" of fluffy globul warming did not drift, compacting it all down to 3" made it easy to decide yesterday not to awaken my ancient creaky John Deere globulwarming relocating device. We can negotiate the drive through 3" of Bleeaugh..
That decision is proved correct today as the drive is devoid of white Bleeaugh, instead revealing its true nature of rock, potholes, and mud. And looking on the screen of my notalways smartphone at the app from the weather service that is occasionally accurate reveals that it is currently 40 degrees out and the sun is shining (something for which my whitefurbeast with no tail, to tell, is very thankful) creating entities most often described as 'puddles'. Globul warming has again been thwarted..
Odd, but if you look closely into the depths of these puddles you notice some things that are sort of green and purple polkadotted with three eyestalks peering back at you. I'm not sure if I should tell anyone about them or not..
Am I in the right place? Did I miss the morning’s LOLcat? Am I alive? Did my dreams transport me to “Somewhere Else?”
Is anyone “There?”
A better version ... of The Perfect Country and Western Song ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OVj-ujRrOc
Dedicated to all the Ladies at #995
Only time energy is 'free' is when liberals have a new pet boondoggle to foist...
Nope ... am not David Allen Cole.
I’m sure I sent you the cat, but it’s been a busy UT day. The high school Envirothon team took the van, so I’ve been home all day.
Who wants 1000?
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