Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Watch out for the ducks. BTW, Mr. Quackers says hello.
If your chantarelles aren't chanting, they've probably gotten moldy and won't taste good.
Warn me if you hear cries of "A snake! A SNAKE!!!" from the laundry room, please. I'll want to put on boots.
I don't remember who wrote the short story where someone began fancying that the hangars in the closet must breed, and that's why there are always so many even with constant removal. His friend just laughed at him, then went home to find no hangars in the closed.
And a new bicycle in the hallway.
Who wrote that? I know I read it when I was very, very young. Was that Asimov?
You like how fast theyare?
Track sprinters have nothing on a spider excited by catching something.
No, it wasn’t Asimov ... it was Avram Davidson.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/31070279/avram-davidson-or-all-the-seas-with-oysters
The ‘Rillas are rather uninteresting to Tristan these days.
But when the spider plant was in there, it was like a cat magnet.
He’d leap at it and try to work out in his echoing skull how to get to it.
Heck, even the lovebird joined in, she flew out of her cage -ack when she could still fly- and landed in the spiderplant.
Then she shrieked, yicked, and “beaked” at me when I tried to get her out of her chosen nesting spot.
Spiderplant now sits in the dining room where only Rags messes with it.
Oddly, the outdoor cats don’t care much about the spiderplant.
That’d be the sunroom.
Apparently there is a way into the sunroom for snakes from outside.
No badgers as of yet.
Oh, good. Badgers are so messy.
“Night of A Thousand Badgers” was a picture taken by someone whose yard was invaded by badgers.
Always a bridemaid, never a bride.
Actually, that's a good thing now that I think of it.
It would have been funnier if the weatherman had promised her 150mm...
Night of a thousand badgers image is found below:
http://moderateman.blogspot.com/2011/06/uk-public-no-badger-cull.html
Note that the white cat is unimpressed, and it was a full moon that night apparently.
Thats okay.
I’m listed as the go to guy for craziness.
That is probably a bad thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI
Mushroom mushroom.
Amen ... and right back at ya Mr. Quackers with a Hello.
Found a video of pelosi and reid and the story of their life together ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDy3bMRuobE
That’s amazing.
On a more serious note, why would anyone worry about the social needs of food?
Or do people buy rats for any reason other than to feed their snakes?
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