Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Way too many people these days can’t take a joke.
Sad actually.
Why, once upon a time you could fool entire crowds into rushing out a one way door and the public would take it in stride with a laugh.
[P.T. Barnum and his sign “This was to the egress.” People raced to see the egress. Which locked behind them.]
Carnivorous rugs are simply the next step, the next big thing!
*looking suspiciously at coffee*
Either that or it is a mass halucination via coffee.
“Woofle.”
Was that a positive note or a negative statement?
“Woofle.”
I don’t understand.
“Woofle.”
I’ll just continue the experiment then-*Boom!*
“Woofle.”
LOL Joe. Looks like I spilled a cup yesterday in making an assumption. Will have to go backwards and make an apology for that spilled cup.
Oh .. should have mentioned ... it ain’t easy being four handed.
” it ain’t easy being four handed.”
Yeah.
“What’s wrong with you today, you’re all hands!” she complained like this always.
But I couldn’t help it, she was so handy.
And with four hands, how could I resist?
ah ... that sound like a proposal and I ain’t that kind of guy.
Admittedly I stole your four handedness and applied it to personal experience.
Whew ... that post had me worried but can plainly see you can take a joke. WHEW! and Thank You for not beating me half to death. I’ll go sit in the corner if you want.
Watch out for spiders.
Take a joke, my friend I stole it from you!
You should see what I do with four eyes!
“All the better to see you with, and you, and you, and you too over there!”
Don't want to be annoying but could you help me kill these spiders?
Sure!
*swat x4*
Great you idjit.
You swatted spiders and kilt tha thrad.
Greetings, Undead!
Happy first day of spring. It’s raining kittehs and goggies here in Seattle.
But my tulips are in bloom, so it’s all good.
Sitting here messing with my somewhat smarter phone and inventing new horrible creatures like Blgthrgths.
[Imagine speaking while an angry wet towel wraps itself around your head. Uncertain what “Blgthrgths” was supposed to be, but that’s what is heard.]
Happy spring, hopefully it will be better than last spring.
Naw ... was just waiting for closer to 900.
Good is good and there ain't nothin' better 'en good.
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