Way too many people these days can’t take a joke.
Sad actually.
Why, once upon a time you could fool entire crowds into rushing out a one way door and the public would take it in stride with a laugh.
[P.T. Barnum and his sign “This was to the egress.” People raced to see the egress. Which locked behind them.]
Carnivorous rugs are simply the next step, the next big thing!
*looking suspiciously at coffee*
Either that or it is a mass halucination via coffee.
Is your coffee antibacterial, antiviral and antifungal? That’s make up for the hallucinogenic property.