No Tinfoil needed

[Darksheare]

Way too many people these days can’t take a joke.
Sad actually.
Why, once upon a time you could fool entire crowds into rushing out a one way door and the public would take it in stride with a laugh.
[P.T. Barnum and his sign “This was to the egress.” People raced to see the egress. Which locked behind them.]
Carnivorous rugs are simply the next step, the next big thing!
*looking suspiciously at coffee*
Either that or it is a mass halucination via coffee.

[Darksheare]

“Woofle.”
Was that a positive note or a negative statement?
“Woofle.”
I don’t understand.
“Woofle.”
I’ll just continue the experiment then-*Boom!*
“Woofle.”

[JoeProBono]

[no-to-illegals]

LOL Joe. Looks like I spilled a cup yesterday in making an assumption. Will have to go backwards and make an apology for that spilled cup.

[no-to-illegals]

Oh .. should have mentioned ... it ain’t easy being four handed.

[Darksheare]

” it ain’t easy being four handed.”

Yeah.
“What’s wrong with you today, you’re all hands!” she complained like this always.
But I couldn’t help it, she was so handy.
And with four hands, how could I resist?

[no-to-illegals]

ah ... that sound like a proposal and I ain’t that kind of guy.

[Darksheare]

Admittedly I stole your four handedness and applied it to personal experience.

[no-to-illegals]

Whew ... that post had me worried but can plainly see you can take a joke. WHEW! and Thank You for not beating me half to death. I’ll go sit in the corner if you want.

[Tax-chick]

Watch out for spiders.

[Darksheare]

Take a joke, my friend I stole it from you!
You should see what I do with four eyes!
“All the better to see you with, and you, and you, and you too over there!”

[no-to-illegals]

LOL T-c. Them spiders are crawling. Been after me all AM.

[no-to-illegals]

my friend I stole it from you!

Don't want to be annoying but could you help me kill these spiders?

[JoeProBono]

[Darksheare]

Sure!
*swat x4*

[Darksheare]

Great you idjit.
You swatted spiders and kilt tha thrad.

[Not A Snowbird]

Greetings, Undead!

Happy first day of spring. It’s raining kittehs and goggies here in Seattle.

But my tulips are in bloom, so it’s all good.

[Darksheare]

Sitting here messing with my somewhat smarter phone and inventing new horrible creatures like Blgthrgths.
[Imagine speaking while an angry wet towel wraps itself around your head. Uncertain what “Blgthrgths” was supposed to be, but that’s what is heard.]
Happy spring, hopefully it will be better than last spring.

[no-to-illegals]

kilt tha thrad.

Naw ... was just waiting for closer to 900.

[no-to-illegals]

so it’s all good.

Good is good and there ain't nothin' better 'en good.