Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
I read that as "glute-something" and wondered about the fitness programs on the Habitat. I know about cavorting w/the plesiosaurs (are the tilapia bred in the moat? It's nearly impossible to get seafood around here that isn't a product of Asian countries. Thank heaven for pond catfish!).
Good morning!
Good morning, y’all! Today’s going to be a labor-intensive day, so will check in this evening. Have a great day!
It’s not really an issue. I’m not anywhere near any bodies of water at the moment.
And my thoughts have turned toward other critters so all kittehs are safe for the moment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI9Nbt7oJG0
This sounds series and hugh! People Eating Tasty Animals will have to be notified.
Understood.
The Yeti are still outside throwing their party favors around.
*sigh*
10-4 and is always nice to have a heads up.
LOL! Hope springs eternal...
Currently 8oF. Was supposed to hit 22oF today, but I'm not seeing any signs of it.
“... too much humor about breasts in the shows.”
One of the funniest bits I recall:
The old man rolls up to a park bench on his bicycle; obviously looking to pause and rest, but there’s no rack for the bike, and it hasn’t any stand of it’s own. So, the resourceful chap wedges the front tire between the buttocks of a nearby statue.
I had to work that night so I was asleep at that point.
Unfortnately.
So I didn’t notice anything much when I woke up.
Heading back outside to chase off the snow throwing yeti and Wampa from Hoth.
Can’t you just put sauce on each of them and let them fight each other?
Doesn’t work like that, they ignore the sauce.
So now you have sauce covered angry creatures of myth throwing snow at you, now with messed up fur!
I’ve got some 73 degrees, with a slight breeze, though the mulberry trees are shedding their pollen all over God and everybody. I would like to share the heat, but not the pollen.
Have you tried chocolate sauce? I haven't seen the Yeti yet that can resist chocolate sauce. It can even entice them to eat a piece of mincemeat pie, which Yeti's, as a rule, abhor.
I haven't yet tried chocolate sauce on a Hoth. I'll have to give that a try next time I see one.
5.56mm
These yeti seem immune.
If I had some tauntaun living here I could put chocolate sauce on them, the Wampa from Hoth would love it.
Bet he has no idea just what has happened ot his threat.
What horrors we have unleashed on it.
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