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Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun JihadEdited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Totally stolen off teh interwebz...
Dang it, Jonah! I saved that one too, and now I can’t use it for this ZOT. Sigh... It’s okay. I have others. ;-)
Well, not all of us. I sold all mine to a guy who’s name I can’t recall. I didn’t get a receipt, sadly.
Still very nice. [smiles] I “borrow” most of my stuff too.
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I published this because I'm drunk.
I’m afraid to ask just what it takes to get Admin Mod drunk and what kind of hangovers result.
guy just joins today.
guess one of the thousands obama’s paying to infiltrate target sites got a little overzealous today.
What's this all about?
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You or a fellow Patriot has to follow them back to their point of origin and get out the word of where their HQ is located, who is in charge and how heavily it is defended. You will need it for resupply. You’ll also need to stalk the commander who will be GIVING THE ORDERS when the confiscations start, to know where to find him when it is time to cut the head off of the snake.
I suggest that you publish that information, like that lefty newsrag did to legal gun owners.
It was Government plates but it had Texas on it. No blue stripes just their logo.
Oh yeah you’re right because i joined today it’s fake. Believe what you want it matters not to me. I’m a a long time reader just never posted
I’m guesing you are referring to that bitch landrieu. Ummm No
A good choice for the UT. This one just begged like a puppy for it.
Landed over here!
I work for DHS. I call cow poo on this one...
Trying to make light of a bad thing. You are right because i joined today it’s fake. You are the exact reason i hadn’t jied before.
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