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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: Monkey Face

Welcome.
The thread I will put together will be “What happens When the Mods Pull a Post?”
It will be complete hogwash, with images and goofery.
Let’s hope I make it worth laughing on.


3,741 posted on 04/08/2013 4:25:17 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

Sorry to hear of Tiamat’s passing.


3,742 posted on 04/08/2013 4:26:44 PM PDT by Rebelbase (1929-1950's, 20+years for full recovery. How long this time?)
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To: Rebelbase

Same here, miss her humor.


3,743 posted on 04/08/2013 4:27:41 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

Prayers Up, and am joining all in raising my cup in honor of all having been there before us.


3,744 posted on 04/08/2013 4:45:20 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Bell beakers!


3,745 posted on 04/08/2013 4:46:35 PM PDT by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them.)
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To: Darksheare

I’m sure it will be good, Darks. I know your humor!

;o]


3,746 posted on 04/08/2013 4:58:28 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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Up-date complete.
Marker Bouy Launched.

Re-Cloak....
3,747 posted on 04/08/2013 5:04:13 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: moose07

Hey, Moosie! You’ve been missed!


3,748 posted on 04/08/2013 5:11:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: moose07

I was asked where you’ve been and if you’re okay.
Seeing as you just ran through with a cloak on, I’m guessing the answer is “Yes, just get these gnomes away from me”.
[Sinister things, I know! Someone get this gnome off my leg! It’s chewing!]


3,749 posted on 04/08/2013 5:16:45 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare; moose07

Now’s the time for the Weasleys to show up. They know how to get rid of gnomes.


3,750 posted on 04/08/2013 5:19:33 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: null and void

Someone bring out the mead!

3,751 posted on 04/08/2013 5:22:45 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Promotional Fee Paid for by "Ouchies" The Sharp, Prickly Toy You Bathe With!)
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To: moose07

Howdy moose. Great to know you are still around.


3,752 posted on 04/08/2013 5:26:44 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare; moose07; Silentgypsy; TheOldLady
"Now’s the time for the Weasleys to show up. They know how to get rid of gnomes."

Yeah, but then how would you get rid of the Weasleys?

3,753 posted on 04/08/2013 5:29:16 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; moose07; Silentgypsy; TheOldLady

Why, with spiders of course.
Or was that Slugs?


3,754 posted on 04/08/2013 5:32:26 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: NicknamedBob

Give them a Port Key...and don’t tell them where they’re going. *nyuk-nyuk*


3,755 posted on 04/08/2013 5:33:24 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: NicknamedBob

Bob, is there no cure? This day has been full of strife. Off to the lab, and taking the lab dog. There is a cure; has to be. If the lab dog is holding out ... I will call in thought to read the brain. If that doesn’t work then thought is going back to Poland under duress.


3,756 posted on 04/08/2013 5:35:19 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face
btw Face. Am is sorry for me and meself and what they are capable of. It is not I nor thought’s fault.
3,757 posted on 04/08/2013 5:40:42 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

No worries NtI.


3,758 posted on 04/08/2013 5:41:37 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: TheOldLady

I cannot keep up with 7, five is all is capable of.


3,759 posted on 04/08/2013 5:41:47 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare

I will drink a toast to her memory.

Thanks for the note.


3,760 posted on 04/08/2013 5:43:52 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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