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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: JoeProBono

“Shut up, kid. It’s only a movie.”

Points for knowing the source of that quote. [smiles] Hint: Star Wars


3,581 posted on 04/07/2013 5:52:28 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: no-to-illegals

I get the strangest feeling when reading your posts to me.

As if my native language may perhaps not be my native language after all.


3,582 posted on 04/07/2013 5:55:29 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: Tax-chick

We saw the preview, but we didn’t rent it.


3,583 posted on 04/07/2013 5:58:02 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: NicknamedBob; no-to-illegals

It’s easy, NnBob. No-to-illegals’s, all five of him: Me, Meself, Am, I, and Thought, are having a grand time discussing their differing opinions and tasks. Trying to get two or more of them to do the same thing at the same time is quite challenging, which is why they are so far behind on their reading, among other things. At least Thought is back from Poland.

Does that clear it up a bit?


3,584 posted on 04/07/2013 6:04:57 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady; no-to-illegals
"Does that clear it up a bit?"

Oh, indeed it does. Thank you.

I'm stepping up our protection against space radiation immediately.

3,585 posted on 04/07/2013 6:27:39 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: TheOldLady

We have streaming video.

And yes, we got to pet the python, although only briefly, because there were a lot of people there. Lots of smaller snakes, too.


3,586 posted on 04/07/2013 6:31:21 AM PDT by Tax-chick (That sound? It's either the love call of the sand-squid, or my son playing the guitar.)
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To: TheOldLady

Ham Sandwich tells Fluke SkyStalker


3,587 posted on 04/07/2013 7:00:27 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Tax-chick

I will be bringing my own tea stash. No need for you to buy extra for me, since I already have it, and bought for the month!

I’m trying to decided on whether to bring sweetner or just use sugar. Meh. I will know by Tuesday...


3,588 posted on 04/07/2013 7:18:12 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: All

Baby Watch: No progress, no report! (Waiting.) *tap-tap-tap*


3,589 posted on 04/07/2013 7:20:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: no-to-illegals
Lights on and coming in for a landing. That mission in reading became tiresome. Will need four new tires after landing. Bob do we have any additional tires? Ooops, lights not working to penetrate cloud cover. Forgot to install the cloud penetrating lights for reentry.


3,590 posted on 04/07/2013 8:48:44 AM PDT by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them.)
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To: JoeProBono

That is so cute!


3,591 posted on 04/07/2013 8:50:59 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Soooo good to see you! I know what you mean about catching up. Last night, I watched the first two hours of “The Money Changers” and then had to go to sleep. Gonna try to view the rest of it tonight.


3,592 posted on 04/07/2013 8:55:21 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Tax-chick; All

Good morning!


3,593 posted on 04/07/2013 8:57:20 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Tax-chick

I dreamed that I was in the Sahara driving and Jeremy Clarkson was there nagging me about my carbon footprint and how I should have taken “the BMW” instead of my old truck. He wouldn’t listen when I told him I didn’t have a BMW and that it was this or the Neon which was only front wheel drive.
Also I kept worrying that we would run out of gas but it turned out my truck was a diesel so we didn’t.
Then there was a little electric Smartcar thing that I saw in Cape May yesterday stuck in quicksand and I had to pull it out and there wasn’t enough room for the owner in the truck so he was in the bed driving the little car thing around.


3,594 posted on 04/07/2013 9:06:26 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Anoreth; Tax-chick
"Then there was a little electric Smartcar thing that I saw in Cape May yesterday stuck in quicksand and I had to pull it out and there wasn’t enough room for the owner in the truck so he was in the bed driving the little car thing around."

I'm picturing Jim Carrey, as the Grinch, saying, "You might want to scooch over ..."

3,595 posted on 04/07/2013 10:12:16 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: JoeProBono

Indeed! You’re brilliant! That was 1979, I think. It was “Hardware Wars,” and I misspoke. He said, “Take it easy, kid. It’s only a movie.”


3,596 posted on 04/07/2013 10:14:58 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: NicknamedBob

http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/tango-electric-car-vid-01.jpg

I think it was this thing. It’s quite a slow car. I sat at the stop sign I was at to watch it go by at about 15 mph.


3,597 posted on 04/07/2013 10:15:44 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL!


3,598 posted on 04/07/2013 10:15:51 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Tax-chick

I like snakes.


3,599 posted on 04/07/2013 10:16:42 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Anoreth

It seems a little oversized.

How would you get it into the elevator?


3,600 posted on 04/07/2013 10:30:00 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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