Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
And the White Sox.
Nobody ever remembers the White Sox.
Sounds like she be dissin’ yo’ homies, bro’.
Who are the White Socks? Bet they are kin to the Red Socks.
{{HUGS}}
Forgive me Shoeless Joe. I know you didn’t do it.
I dunno why. But it's on youtube, so, you know...
Has something to do with playing air guitars...
Annoying can be fun! The good humor of both parties is important, but it’s fun. Now. Wasn’t that annoying? Explaining? You’re not supposed ever to explain...
I’m very happy to hear that you’re better, T-c. Every time someone says they’re under the weather, I worry like a Jewish mother, and I’m not Jewish.
Bryan and I rented Anna Karenina from Netflix two weekends ago, and it was great. They stayed close to the novel’s story line, and the acting was excellent.
Oops. That was a sorta movie review. I guess I’m trying to ease back into it.
Have some chicken soup and call me in the morning...
;oþ
My target month for this car is now August. Whatever money I have around then will be going into it. (Plus the trade-in price on the Neon.) That seems reasonable.
Then when I transfer next year and go to a boat in the wintertime I can pay the entire thing off after one or two patrols.
As long as you don’t tell me the story, I’m good. Maybe I’ll want to see the movie after hearing the rest of the book.
Sounds like a good plan. Just make sure you have a secure place to park it when you go to sea. Or you could lend it to Bill ...
OH! I’m glad you could help. I’m allergic to chicken. Alas...
Absolutely not. Bill might not be allowed to breathe in the same area as this car. He will definitely not be allowed to have open containers or food in it or touch the seat heaters or change it from sport mode to regular and back. Or push any of the other buttons.
You can ride in it though because you don’t spill drinks.
I never do spoilers in the movie reviews.
I think Daddy is jealous now. I told him how fast the VW goes and he immediately noted that his Nissan didn’t go anywhere near that fast.
Nor did it have a drinks cooler in the glovebox.
I don’t spill drinks, leave trash, or make a mess with food. Kathleen, on the other hand ...
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