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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: Tax-chick


3,141 posted on 04/03/2013 8:02:19 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: no-to-illegals; ArGee; JoeProBono; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; Anoreth

It’s a reasonably pleasant spider-day here, too. I seem to be over the worst of “la gripa,” as the Mexicans say, or “the crud,” as we call it. At least I have enough energy to get up and stay up.

Tom has gone to mow the lawn for the Envirothon coach (for pay, although he’d do it as a Gesture if she hadn’t offered cash). She’s going to loan us a book about Invasive Species, for the extra Science Olympiad event Elen’s just been hit with.

After Kathleen’s first nap (just begun) and before her second one, we’ll go to the library and get the CDs of “Anna Karenina” back. Then I’ll have 3 weeks to listen to the second half. Will nerdy Konstantin Levin and dizzy Princess Kitty find bucolic happiness? Will Stepan Arkadievitch’s wife bump him off before he bankrupts them or infects her with an incurable social disease? Will the Communists assassinate Andrei Karenin before he bores them to death? If you know, don’t tell me!


3,142 posted on 04/03/2013 8:18:20 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Quien vive? JESUS! Y a su nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
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To: Tax-chick
At least I have enough energy to get up and stay up.

Excellent news.

I can't imagine listening to Russian authors on audio. I can barely stay awake when I have to read them. <shudder>

3,143 posted on 04/03/2013 8:26:38 AM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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New tagline. Stolen from today’s “Zits”.


3,144 posted on 04/03/2013 8:27:24 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: ArGee

I’ve read a lot of “classic” novels in recent years, and listened to others on audio. Usually I have “Great Courses” lectures for when I’m in the kitchen, but since Anoreth started “Anna Karenina,” I thought I’d give it a try. Now I’m stuck listening to another 15 discs to find out how it ends.

Fortunately, I’m actually interested in all the digressions about farming.


3,145 posted on 04/03/2013 8:30:07 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Quien vive? JESUS! Y a su nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
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To: Tax-chick

Moby Dick is a far different book than movie...


3,146 posted on 04/03/2013 8:46:41 AM PDT by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them.)
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To: null and void
Movies. There have been a lot of adaptations of Moby Dick, including one with Patrick Stewart as Ahab.
3,147 posted on 04/03/2013 8:49:42 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Tax-chick

3,148 posted on 04/03/2013 8:50:19 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: ArGee; null and void

I didn’t read Moby-Dick when it was required in school - I pretended I had, and wrote a paper on the author. Maybe some day I’ll feel like it ... or like watching a movie with Patrick Stewart as Ahab. That could be fun.


3,149 posted on 04/03/2013 8:51:30 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Quien vive? JESUS! Y a su nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
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To: Tax-chick
Moby Dick was almost as long a slog as Les Miserables.

Almost.

3,150 posted on 04/03/2013 9:04:14 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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Is always a great day when crud disappears. Beauty abounds in this neck of the woods. The flowers are coming up; the trees are starting to open their buds (I has warned the trees to stop drinking buds); the spiders, chipmunks, birds and bees are coming to life. Only one thing is missing and that is the rain. Coming to an area near us soon, as in tomorrow, Rain, then all will be right in the living room as the showers fall and the pollen comes to welcome us with sneezes, watering eyes, constricted throats, coughs and wheezes. Spring is wonderful and I'll never complain!
3,151 posted on 04/03/2013 9:10:31 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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Is always a great day when crud disappears.

I'm assuming you're not referring to this wonderful city I live in as I would have no source of employment if it disappeared.

But I often wake up, remember I'm in New York, and say, "Crud!"

3,152 posted on 04/03/2013 9:46:58 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: ArGee; no-to-illegals
remember I'm in New York, and say, "Crud!"

Periodically while driving along the scenic shores of the Hudson, Harlem, and East rivers I search for the points where the mooring lines are secured...

I figure if we can slip the mooring lines it will float out to sea... ;-)

3,153 posted on 04/03/2013 10:22:52 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; no-to-illegals

It’ll sink like a rock. Even Hizzonner Bloomberg’s hot air couldn’t keep this island afloat. The brains of the liberals who run the place are far too dense.


3,154 posted on 04/03/2013 10:24:33 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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This is a free country. If I don't want to eat mustard on my hotdog I don't have to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q24mfUn9HFU
3,155 posted on 04/03/2013 10:27:50 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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Checking in. I wil be a GG-Ma by the end of this week. Labor is to be induced, as the mum has gestational diabetes.

Piccies of Baby Elena Jaylinn Rich asap.


3,156 posted on 04/03/2013 10:39:09 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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My youngest is 23 and I don’t even think any of them are dating.


3,157 posted on 04/03/2013 10:40:07 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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My second grandson (the daddy) is 23.

His brother is 26, but brother’s wife is unable to have children. :o[

My youngest grandson is 11, and the next one up turned 16 in December. No girls.


3,158 posted on 04/03/2013 10:45:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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Well, at least none of them are spiders. If they were, you’d probably have thousands of GGGchildren at this point.


3,159 posted on 04/03/2013 11:18:51 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: ArGee

arACHnids!

*shudder*


3,160 posted on 04/03/2013 11:30:40 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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