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Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
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To: fanfan
That is an awesome picture. Marshall looks to be about to say ... I know what you are thinking and I have another idea. I maybe am freshly here, but my intelligence level is far superior.
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posted on
04/02/2013 4:53:48 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: fanfan
I can tell you are not planning to try our for Master Chef season 4. It is simply too difficult to teach proper preparation methods of fish to some Chefs.
3,122
posted on
04/02/2013 5:05:08 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Tax-chick
I bought a very small Lotus M250. It goes across my desk at work very fast.
3,123
posted on
04/02/2013 5:16:55 PM PDT
by
Anoreth
(It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
To: no-to-illegals
readying them for pan frying.I would think it would be more like minced fish...
3,124
posted on
04/02/2013 5:26:03 PM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: NoCmpromiz
They all look pretty shifty to me. I wouldn’t trust any of them.
3,125
posted on
04/02/2013 5:33:39 PM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
To: fanfan
Darling! Thank you for posting!
3,126
posted on
04/02/2013 5:35:32 PM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
To: Silentgypsy
They all look pretty shifty to me.That is true, but one of them is downright tasty breaded and pan-fried (in butter, naturally)..
3,127
posted on
04/02/2013 5:37:04 PM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: no-to-illegals
It is simply too difficult to teach proper preparation methods of fish to some Chefs. Gordon Ramsay feels your pain.
3,128
posted on
04/02/2013 5:39:13 PM PDT
by
fanfan
("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
To: NoCmpromiz
would be more like minced fish... That is why it is so difficult to teach the proper cleaning method to most Chefs. The aim is to teach aim.
3,129
posted on
04/02/2013 5:39:58 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; Darksheare; Tax-chick
Yeah, he does look like an alien in that picture, LOL.
He’s here to take over. Him, and his kind.
3,130
posted on
04/02/2013 5:49:12 PM PDT
by
fanfan
("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
To: no-to-illegals
The aim is to teach aim.Is that why they have this sign posted in many unisex bathrooms?
3,131
posted on
04/02/2013 5:55:54 PM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: fanfan
Yep, Marshall has each family member knowing he has taken over. Children are superior to adults in nearly every way. This superiority is why adults worry so about children. Children have no worries if the child has a family like yours. So Be Prepared, Marshall is the Marshall. Marshall knows he wears the badge.
3,132
posted on
04/02/2013 5:57:41 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: NoCmpromiz
3,133
posted on
04/02/2013 5:58:35 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: JoeProBono
3,134
posted on
04/02/2013 10:13:13 PM PDT
by
LibreOuMort
(I am still here, by the grace of God.)
To: LibreOuMort
3,135
posted on
04/02/2013 10:18:19 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: JoeProBono; TheOldLady; Monkey Face; Anoreth; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; null and void; ...
3,136
posted on
04/03/2013 3:23:22 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Quien vive? JESUS! Y a su nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
To: Tax-chick
Some gamer really needs to get his (her?) priorities straight.
Pet cat, then demolish bad guys.
3,137
posted on
04/03/2013 5:55:45 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
To: Tax-chick; everyone
Morning everyone.
Looking very safe, oveur thar, in corner. The spiders be waving all legs in anticipation.
3,138
posted on
04/03/2013 6:48:18 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: no-to-illegals
Cheating the spiders who come to say please,
politely they
bend at the knees
3,139
posted on
04/03/2013 7:26:03 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them.)
To: fanfan
“Greetings, I have a plan. Yes, a plan.” *unsettling laugh*
“Oh crud, I’m hngry.”
3,140
posted on
04/03/2013 7:38:51 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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