Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Today its-a Head East. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB7h5aWPPd0
For what it's worth, that opening speaker you hear is John Schlitt. After going a bit nuts and quitting Rock 'n' Roll to save his marriage, he became the lead singer for the Christian Rock 'n' Roll group "Petra."
I be East Bound and Down. Seeing to it the Bandit helps with the run. Now that is scary. Sure to put me on another list.
East bound and down
Loaded up, turducken!!!
I could never figure out how the turducken figured in to that story, but I still want to try one someday.
You must stop Am from kidding ArGee!
Thank you!!!
I’m confused again. Was that Auntie Am?
Auntie Am has never been the same since I told her about those two women I killed during that strange vacation in the hot-air balloon.
Miss your film reviews. Have you seen Tin Men yet?
The orange eye-glare is cool!
That was when Luke and Slink were about 6 or 7, and both were healthy. Slink
died of lymphoma when they were 8. Luke never recovered from the loss. He
still mourns for my late Rocket, too. Luke is almost 15 now.
I’m sorry for the loss of Slink. I’m not sure how that relates to “Smoky and The Bandit.” On the other hand, not relating to “Smoky and The Bandit” is probably a good thing. That film had absolutely nothing going for it.
Sally Field excepted, of course.
*Gulp!*
Well, it wasn’t my fault. One of the women was killed when I knocked into a house and caused it to fall on her. When I told the little girl and the three strange characters with her that she had to bring me a little broom, I didn’t know they were going to take that as a command to kill the first woman’s sister.
I barely got out of there alive.
BTW: Don’t make that a Big Gulp our our mayor may get all mayoral on you.
You’ve been warned.
Yes, we gave it four stars. Thought it was really good, in spite of Richard Dreyfuss.
I didn’t think anyone was interested in the movie reviews. After all, it isn’t as if you can’t find movie reviews all over the Internet.
Not yours
Thank you, dear. It’s an old wound now, but it’s never easy to lose a pet.
Zardoz has spoken...
Now picture living in NY, the realmdom of WannabeEmperor Cuomo, after growing up in Ohio. Hint: Back home, words like Yankees and Giants get your mouth washed out with lye soap, even thinking the name Art Modell (who was fortunate enough to die before anyone from the Dawg Pound could interview him personally) causes your brain to be locked up for a fortnight, anything with 'Detroit' in its name brought to mind a bombed out slum long before Detroit was a bombed out slum..
Anyway... for some reason the media in this part of the Cuomoempire just doesn't cover anything that has 'Indians' or 'Browns' in its name.
But lately, that may be an act of mercy... ;-)
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