Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Are you getting ready to have another baby? ;-)
Happy Birthday ColdOne!
Are you seeing spring?
LOL! No, not at this time. I’d like to get another snake, though, when the current pair of gerbils has passed away. Not that I have anything against the gerbils, but they don’t live long.
Bill’s doing better: he made it to church.
have = make
Probably not that, either ;-).
And Sally’s birthday went well. Elen’s is Tuesday.
Nerbils hover and wriggle through the air more than they walk or run.
It’s rather bizarre.
Probably because they are on permanent caffiene buzzes.
And they will continue to exist in Ethiopia until Tafari Makonnen Woldemikael, er, Haile Selassie, returns to fix their calendar...
Probably. The idea of simply declaring a day on which they’ll join the rest of the world seems not to have occurred.
Obviously, nerbils in the same room as something that eats them wouldn’t be the best choice. Although the catz don’t pay much attention ... they get plenty of cat food.
The only reason Jake speaks to them is to gather information from them.
Jake is very superior to animals who live in a cage, eating seeds!
Yes, he is.
He says so.
It is written on his fuzzy face.
“Servant creature, give me the latest intel report on these humans.” -Jake
“Oh great masterful kitteh, who does not eated us because he is wise, benevolent and not interested in our lowly forms -the humans are speaking of ‘vet’ again!” -Nerbil as they do that bow and wave motion.
We are home to 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles, and one snake.
Earlier today I realized I was going crazy when I started to think about what cute puppies the dogs could make.
What finally put me off was not the 60 day gestation, it was the 8 weeks to raise the puppies. Thank God for clarity of thought. ;-)
I’m sure they were snickering in their cheek pouches when we pulled Jake out of Elen’s bed and put him in a box on Friday! (Without injury, too! He was totally taken by surprise.)
Happy Birthday to Elen on Tuesday!
We decided not to breed the dragons because I just couldn’t see trying to raise up to 50 baby dragons until they were old enough to sell. Plus the possibility of getting stuck with them!
IF ONLY ...
Bearded dragon babies need to eat crickets constantly, along with fortified supplements, or they will eat each other. Sometimes they eat each other anyway, just because they want to.
We had one for almost three years who had lost a foot when the other decided he felt a bit peckish.
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