Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Okay, now I want a musical compilation; Acker Bilk’s sound with Stranger on the Shore, while Roy Orbison sings Only the Lonely, and the contrapuntal melody of The Shadow of Your Smile slowly crescendoes and then fades.
Schoder doesn’t have a cat?
Frieda has the cat named Faron, Charlie has the dog named snoopy and Schoder plays the piano. Frieda does ask Schoder to hold her cat for her but he was offended when he learned she didn’t who Beethoven was.
Ah, but Schrodininger does. Or did. Or contemplated ones existence in a paradoxical thought experiment. The cat is alive. Or dead. Or both. Or not. It's a quantum thing....
Nevermind. Have some coffee. Or not... ;-)
He said the cat was in a box but do we really know that he had a cat in the box. Has anybody ever seen the cat? We can not be certain that he ever had a cat. Have you ever tried putting a cat in a box? It is not easy! We don’t know who put the cat in the bag or if the cat got in there on it’s own, all we really know is someone let the cat out. Could this unknow person or persons also let the cat of the box? My guess it was a PETA supporter. This is also paradoxical because they also talk about skinning cats. But then you hear about they saying more than they doing. Also most principals I have know have been very certain most of the time. I also think that this Schrodiininger was a conservative because even when lefties are wrong they are always certain they are right. If you put the box in the forest and a tree fell on it, could the cat get out alive if it was really in the in the first place. If the cat did get out of the box alive could it survive in the forest or would it be eaten by a bear. We haven’t even addressed the issue of cats having seven lives yet either. Also if a man speaks and a woman doesn’t
hear him is he still wrong?
I can, however, with a high degree of certainty, answer one of your queries.
if a man speaks and a woman doesn’t hear him is he still wrong?
Yes.
And have some coffee. Or tea. Or not. It's the Breakfast Uncertainty Principle...
Nevermind. Read back over the last couple of pages. You'll catch on ;-)
I didn't see a LoLcat I liked today, so here is a Good Morning Kitten.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kyXvghX4xY
Sailboat song. Sorry there’s no video: you can just listen while FReeping!
What a face!
“Can music soothe your mortal soul?”
But there is no American Pi.
For those who recognize and celebrate such things, happy Good Friday to all.
If they only knew how cute they are, they could take over the world, and it would be a better place.
That puppy is so darling that I wish I could roll him over and rub his tummy.
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