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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: Darksheare

See how that works? LOL!


2,521 posted on 03/27/2013 2:14:17 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Tax-chick

Thank you everyone.

I spent part of the day working and part of the day sitting in the office drawing facial features on the cars in an Auto Trader I picked up to look at while other people engaged in a meeting that I wasn’t interested enough to pay attention to.
I mostly just drew mustaches and umbrellas on all the Mercedes-Benzes and Lincolns. It took me a long time to properly graffiti the Nissan Juke I found in an attempt to make it better-looking. Didn’t work, still ugly.


2,522 posted on 03/27/2013 2:15:48 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Monkey Face; NoCmpromiz
NoCmpromiz that there was funny. Sticks to ‘em and they kind of run away with it. LOL
2,523 posted on 03/27/2013 2:17:31 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

Yeah.

The inside of this fridge is.
Well, kinda cliche.
It’s a full horror movie with clowns, frogs, spiders, everything.


2,524 posted on 03/27/2013 2:20:00 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
Am starting to like demented humor. Should I talk to someone? Can you recommend someone, if think necessary I speak with someone regarding where brain is traveling? LOL at all the humor....
2,525 posted on 03/27/2013 2:23:04 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse

That’s normal, nothing to worry about.

Honest.

NNB, DC, we have a runner in the lower levels!
/ kidding.


2,526 posted on 03/27/2013 2:26:39 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

LOL is this anything like the movie Running Man? Dawson was an excellent host.


2,527 posted on 03/27/2013 2:28:04 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

That movie had some demented lines.
They were perfect.


2,528 posted on 03/27/2013 2:28:59 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

okay I understand .. looked again .. I see the recommendations. LOL


2,529 posted on 03/27/2013 2:29:16 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

The thread grows on you.
Whether or not it is a bad thing is unknown.
The typos, well, I know those are a bad thing.
As for a cure for them, I haven’t found one yet.
And the SPelling Chicken button loves to cluck at my posts.
That’s one evil bird there.


2,530 posted on 03/27/2013 2:30:41 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m very relieved.


2,531 posted on 03/27/2013 2:31:58 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Darksheare
yep that SPelling Chicken is a bird that will do unspeakable things all over one.
2,532 posted on 03/27/2013 2:32:30 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Hit the Spelling Chicken button and watched it flag every word in my post once.
I asked it, “You’re serious?”
It was serious, that bird plays hardball.


2,533 posted on 03/27/2013 2:33:42 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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disclaimer ... this was not a complaint.


2,534 posted on 03/27/2013 2:34:15 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare
you too ... thought I was the only one that SPelling Chicken was pecking on.
2,535 posted on 03/27/2013 2:35:15 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m very sorry to hear that. Imho, one of the very good things about marriage is being a part of another entire family. It’s unfortunate that your daughter in law is unable to appreciate that.


2,536 posted on 03/27/2013 2:37:38 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: no-to-illegals

I think it’s mad at me for all my typos.


2,537 posted on 03/27/2013 2:37:38 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: no-to-illegals
disclaimer ... this was not a complaint.

Shouldn't that be discomplainter then?

2,538 posted on 03/27/2013 2:40:38 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Anoreth

It sounds like a very useful hobby. We went to the mall in Pineville. I bought you a t-shirt with Boromir on it.


2,539 posted on 03/27/2013 2:40:47 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Stand in the corner and scream with me!)
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To: NoCmpromiz
please correct for me ... my discumbobulator is broken.
2,540 posted on 03/27/2013 2:42:34 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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